Our Governor found his “soul mate” in Argentina (who the FUCK goes to Argentina to find women!!! Those Brazilians woman are HOTTTT)
Our Lt Governor got a speeding ticket using a false government ID and doing 105 in a 55. He also crashed a plane during takeoff ’cause dumbass can’t drive let alone fly.
We just elected a homeless, jobless guy who never campaigned and won because old people are too Goddamned stupid to figure out a voting machine designed for a first grade education.
I’m thinking…a long time ago we decided to be our own nation state and started firing on government troops (that treason for you savages)…Perhaps instead now maybe YOU guys should KICK us out of the country, we obviously aren’t worth our opinions.