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  • #2533
    Bing
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    Our Governor found his “soul mate” in Argentina (who the FUCK goes to Argentina to find women!!! Those Brazilians woman are HOTTTT)

    Our Lt Governor got a speeding ticket using a false government ID and doing 105 in a 55. He also crashed a plane during takeoff ’cause dumbass can’t drive let alone fly.

    We just elected a homeless, jobless guy who never campaigned and won because old people are too Goddamned stupid to figure out a voting machine designed for a first grade education.

    I’m thinking…a long time ago we decided to be our own nation state and started firing on government troops (that treason for you savages)…Perhaps instead now maybe YOU guys should KICK us out of the country, we obviously aren’t worth our opinions.

    #26893
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    i’ll admit it was treason under the provision that we all agree it wasn’t over slavery.

    our gubner is a fucktard and our leftenant gubner is also a tard of the fuck.

    but yeah. old people suck. they shouldn’t be allowed to drive or vote. under 25 and over 55 shouldn’t be allowed to vote. young people are stupid and old people are senile.

    but the only difference between this guy and obama is that obama wasn’t homeless. yeah, i said it. wanna fight about it?

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26890
    Bing
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    ‘Memba that guy that yelled “You Lie” at the President?!?!
    Guess who’s (completely inexperienced) son just got elected!!

    It’s the end of the world….(about time)

    #26889
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    Who needs comedy when we have politics to laugh at?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #26891
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    Trust me, a bunch of comedians would be better at it than these assholes.

    any comedians spring to mind?

    #26894
    Avatar photoLarkitect
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    you know my absolute favorite scene in any movie?

    in mars attacks! when the martians vaporize congress. 😀

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26892
    Bing
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    Gahg Kaggak Gaggit!

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