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Little noise, apartment, old recordings, job talk, Bryan talks forever about stuff he knows less about than he thinks he knows, Star Trek, Terminator, Smallville, Star Wars, end
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I’m only about 20 minutes in but the sex ball stuff and the messing with Jerry’s neighbors stuff killed me to the point my abdominals cramped and I now have three hernias.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
i swear this is a true story. last weekend i had a dream i saw a new show in the ol’ itunes feed. it was so vivid that when i woke up, i thought i had seen it in my iPad feed and fallen asleep and my dream just modified the facts.
i woke up and checked itunes… nothing. checked my ipad… nothing.
the lark was sad. 🙁
but now the lark is fuckin’ psychic bitches! how hot is that?!
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
I would say not hot at all… but by the end of your tale, my left hand was already reaching for the lube (kept in a monitor-mounted dispenser for easy access).
I hate these shows where I just talk forever like I’m some kind of consultant on the universe. Shut up fathead!
Don’t listen to yourself Captain, don’t ever shut up.
The Government Methods rant particularly reminded me of another podcast I listen to once in a while called The Survival Podcast, particularly because the host of that show is a former DFW guy who previously worked in IT and is really good at articulating his thoughts on some quite complex subjects. I’d listen to that show more often if he would just expand his range to talk about dick suits and multi-vagina fuck balls.
SOS-176
00000-BS
00300-Messing with the neighbors
00404-Jerry’s chair arms
00503-The multi-vagina sex ball
00928-BS
01014-deck talk & audio troubles
01458-Messing with people
01646-Jerry’s boss
03437-Bryan’s work situation
04318-Unions
05641-When rules & laws are dumb
11030-Survival Of The Fittest & Japan
11902-American culture
13105-Star Trek
13831-Terminator movies, Arnie, 12 Monkeys, Star Trek 11
21016-SW Prequels
21123-Superman & Smallville
21846-SW Prequels
23000-BS
23036-SW Prequels
23548-Outro(BS = Behind Scenes, SW = Star Wars)
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Oh, PLEASE do show notes like that all the time. I’d hump your leg each and every time a show is ready if you did that shit.
Many years ago, I used to work for a big major company that shall not be named. The company is national and even has some international dealings. The company is also a union house. I was brought on as a contractor. At first, the other employees gave we contractors dirty looks, but after a while, after they got to know me, they started to like me and became very friendly. The company has a policy that someone can only work as a contractor for two years and then they either have to be let go or brought on as an employee. The center I was working in and the work I was doing was considered higher up the food chain so they couldn’t hire me because the union would throw a fit. According to the union, any higher-up jobs had to open internally before they could hire someone from outside the company. When the two years were up some of the employees there even tried to help me find a way around the company regulations. Some of the managers even said they would hire me if it was up to them, because they liked my work and they liked me. Because of the union, they had to let me go.
Now, about George Lucas. I’ve said time and again the reason the original Star Wars movies were good was because when he made them he still wasn’t that big yet. He had to listen to other people, so other people had input into Star Wars, and made it into a much better movie than the frog cyborg Han and midget Luke Star Wars would have originally been. Then when the prequels came along, Lucas was so big he didn’t have to listen to anyone, and he didn’t. People didn’t dare even say anything about the movies. That explains why when that one guy caught Lucas and Hayden Christensen in a back room with their pants around their ankles they didn’t say, “Oh, so that’s why you made one of the worst casting decisions of all history.”
In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if someday George Lucas got his own TV show called “Georgie’s Movie Hour”, where at the beginning of the episode he’d wander onto the set wearing a flannel shirt, jeans, and a cowboy hat, sit down on some rickety chair, and say, “Howdy ya’ll! Welcome to Georgie’s Movie Hour! Today, we’s gonna watch my hands fight with each other!” He’d smack his hands together and roll them around for almost the whole hour, occasionally muttering things like, “Oh yeah, now that’s qual-uh-tee!” Then each and every show would devolve into him jacking off while yelling, “Oh Hayden! Oh Steven! Oh Hayden! Oh Steven!”
The two year contractor thing is actually based on a California law regarding contractors. There are a lot of companies that adopt this company-wide, just because they operator there. One of the practices, is to have them for two years, have them not working there for 6 months, then bring them back on. I’ve worked somewhere that did this to get “around” the issue. Although, I personally wouldn’t be able to make that work at any bill rate. I’m irresponsible.
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