Someone give Salma a job…

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  • April 20, 2012 at 4:10 am #3118
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    Really? Why the hell is Salma Hayek hawking Burger King?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT_Qd2SfTc0

    April 20, 2012 at 8:59 am #31339
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    I’m going to Burger King.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    April 20, 2012 at 2:44 pm #31336
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    Burger King is doing their once a decade buy to try and regain ground. Since they lost their #2 spot in global fast food, I guess they’ve decided that celebrities are worth the cost. I liked the commercial, I’m not sure what it was about, but I was sad that there was less naked Salma boobie in it than I would normally like to see in a commercial (any commercial! -Metamucil!). I’ve seen the stupid Jay Leno ones, and I just watched the Sofia Vergara one… I don’t speak jibba jabba, but I get the reference to having Sofia toss the customer’s salad. It seems at the end, there are a lot of guys that want their salad tossed by Sofia.

    April 23, 2012 at 4:18 am #31340
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    i’m a huge fan of innuendo in ads. hardee’s (carl jr.’s) are good. one of my faves is the liquid plumbr one with the two guys there to “snake the drain” and “flush the pipe”.

    @Version3 49089 wrote:

    It seems at the end, there are a lot of guys that want their salad tossed by Sofia.

    haha, “at the end”. that’s funny. 🙂

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    April 23, 2012 at 10:14 pm #31342
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    Okay. See if you can spot the innuendo here….


    BIG JOBBIES

    April 24, 2012 at 12:12 am #31337
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    Too subtle… I can’t put my finger on it.

    or in my anus.

    May 5, 2012 at 9:12 am #31341
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    laughing out loud was actually had with that one.

    finger of fudge. kids.

    it’s like switched on isn’t just three guys. they’re just conduits of a greater power of universal truth.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    May 5, 2012 at 5:33 pm #31338
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    String theory is actually based on the comedic connections of SOS throughout the universe. If you want to talk to aliens, fuck all that sign language and catchy synth tunes… play some paw-paw or ball creme clips. They’ll get it.

    December 30, 2014 at 1:32 pm #63311
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    Someone gave Salma a job. I mean apart from Adam Sandler.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    December 30, 2014 at 8:02 pm #63312
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    I see that. Wow, that seems really violent.

    Now why can’t they just realize that Expendables 3 would have been better with blood?

    December 30, 2014 at 8:35 pm #63313
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    rob wrote:

    I see that. Wow, that seems really violent.

    Now why can’t they just realize that Expendables 3 would have been better with blood?

    Word bro.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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