Snow Business Like Snow Business

Splishy Splash Forums The Orange Lounge Snow Business Like Snow Business

Viewing 12 posts - 1 through 12 (of 12 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • #2560
    Avatar photoBucho
    Participant

    Look! A couple of vids of fucking around in the snow down Tekapo way!

    I really thought I could smash it with that first jump.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #27148
    Newman
    Participant

    You now know why us Canucks choose Igloo’s over weak ass brick or wood houses.

    #27146
    Avatar photorob
    Participant

    Bucho, turns out you are a good buddha.

    Without sounding like in gushing, I think a video with you narrating paint drying would be entertaining.

    #27144
    Avatar photoBucho
    Participant

    You’re so right Newman. I knew it would be strong enough to hold its own weight and not collapse on me when I was inside it but I really thought it would cave in under my weight in that first jump. The other two jumps are just clowning around once I realised how tough it is, pretending I still thought I could waste it, but in that first jump I genuinely expected to be doing a spectacular demolition job and falling through the roof.

    I just wish there was a close up of my face in that half second after I landed on it, to show my surprise. And pain.

    @rob 44518 wrote:

    Bucho, turns out you are a good buddha.

    Without sounding like in gushing, I think a video with you narrating paint drying would be entertaining.

    Oh yeah? Well you know I would listen to you talking about paint drying in your car too, so it’s a mutual gush-athon we got going here.

    Speaking of which, I remember you and April were watching every film in the AFI top 100 and you used to talk about them sometimes in those solo shows. Even if you don’t feel funny or creative on your homeward drives these days I’d still listen with all my might to your takes on films, even if they happened to only be two or three minutes long. Could be a good way to get back in the groove without worrying about having to find the energy to be funny. I bet you’d end up cussing out other drivers and going on a tangent here or there about music or TV shows or Harry Potter or titties or stuff like that as a bonus.

    What if you thought of the in-car recordings as more of a “Rob’s Reviews” mini-show instead of “Rob Entertains The Listeners” thing which seems to make you put a little more pressure than you should on yourself to be creative? Even if it was your point of view about watching The Dark Knight for the 58th time or Raiders for the 658th time instead of watching a film for the first time I’d be happy to listen to it.

    While I let you think about that awesome idea here’s another video of that same day. It’s shot after the last one and it’s just a different tack on the same thing really. Not as funny because it doesn’t have the “Holy shit” moment that the other one does, but still fun.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #27149
    Bing
    Participant

    ..had to fight it off with a snow shovel.

    Goddamn dude, you should really get an agent or someshit. Pretty much everyone here knows that it’s hit or miss with our shit sometimes. I’ve sent in things that I thought were gonna bring down the house (the Stoner Vader and Drunk Sidious bit) only to hear a pin drop at the absence of any laughter. But it seems like your shit is always on. I really can’t think of anything you have done where I thought “Oh he tried too hard, or well he almost pulled that one off” You hit the G spot every single time.

    Are you sure there is no way I can make money off you? Did I mention I know some people and might can get you some face time with some big names if I get 15%.

    What about medium names and 10%?

    #27147
    Avatar photorob
    Participant

    Hm…not a bad idea there, Bootch. Let me have a think on that…

    Oh, and that was funny. Bing’s right – you’re a natural entertainer.

    #27153
    Avatar photoLarkitect
    Participant

    i will continue the gushing. bucho, you are very fun to watch on video. you seriously need a video podcast. even if its just you commenting on top news stories of the week. we need more bucho on video. fyi, it would have been even funnier if you were trying your demolition technique naked. 😀

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #27150
    Bing
    Participant

    shrinkage in Tekapo

    #27145
    Avatar photoBucho
    Participant

    I tried to Lark but there were little kids in the proximity and I wasn’t sure if they’d already had their innocence destroyed yet or not so I decided not to risk their souls on it.

    @Bing 44525 wrote:

    Goddamn dude, you should really get an agent or someshit. Pretty much everyone here knows that it’s hit or miss with our shit sometimes. I’ve sent in things that I thought were gonna bring down the house (the Stoner Vader and Drunk Sidious bit) only to hear a pin drop at the absence of any laughter. But it seems like your shit is always on.

    Oh c’mooooooooooooooooon dude, you‘re the one whose shit is always on, don’t give me this “Oh shucks, some of my stuff doesn’t hit like I want it too” when I’ve told you multiple times more or less exactly what Rob was saying about listening to drying paint commentaries and readings of phone books and whatnot. Nothing you’ve ever said on either your own recordings, solo or with Frank, or on the SOS, has been less than entertaining to me.

    So don’t try to tell me you don’t know you’re awesome. I simply won’t have it.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #27151
    Bing
    Participant

    **looking in mirror**

    I’m smart enough, strong enough, and gosh darn it people like me.

    #27154
    Avatar photoLarkitect
    Participant

    @Bing 44537 wrote:

    **looking in mirror**

    I’m smart enough, strong enough, and gosh darn it people like me.

    well 2 out of 3 ain’t bad (at least according to meatloaf). 😀

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #27152
    Bing
    Participant

    hahahaha

    Dat’s a gud wun

Viewing 12 posts - 1 through 12 (of 12 total)
  • You must be logged in to reply to this topic.