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Are you calling me a liar Rusty? Goddammit boy, you want proof?! You can’t handle the proof!!!
Here’s the proof.
0:00:00 Right at the start with the cataracts and poopooing in the office and the silly voices … hilarious.
0:02:04 Kidney stones humour? Who would have thought? Bryan talking about shaking all the gravel out of his wang, the bit about the way the doctors react.
0:04:36 Jerry Markham sounding a little down on things isn’t funny but like the caring chaps they are Bryan and Rob use his outpouring of sincerity as an opportunity for masturbation humor. Every sliver of frustration Jerry expresses is turned into the comedy of onanism. “I would yank it in every room of the house … Gatorade … you gotta replace those fluids … I know, everything’s sticky … videogames and masturbation and movies – and sometimes all together”. Genius.
0:18:10 “Well the FBI’s gonna get somebody … They will find them and they will fuck them!” It’s the way he emphasizes fuck. Like he always does.
0:20:44 Crazy 6 Flags rides. I’ve never even tasted or fondled a 6 Flags but I like it when 6 Flags comes up in a show, either as stories or as crazy rides.
0:23:39 The moon. I love outer space and rockets and astronauts and satellites and taking dumps, and I love it especially when SOS talks about those things. “If I expose my butt to space … will the shadow in the crack of my ass be 200 degrees colder? I better not find out.” The scenario where the astronauts get there and then are too afraid to go out of the capsule. The scenario where the moon has an atmosphere that gets astronauts high. These are things that need to be discussed and no other radio show is discussing them.
0:29:52 Jerry talks gibberish/Russian then apologizes just in case any Russians understood it. The shouting in Superman. “Looks like an ink blot!!! We don’t even have ink blots here on krypton!!!”
0:35:32 Unsure Zod. Getting carried away with their powers.
0:42:18 Butt cancer. It’s the way he says it. It’s the way he says almost everything. Fuckin Rob.
0:46:17 Crinkled ball cream. In fancy bathrooms. In a vat.
0:59:45 Jerry Markham is a French waiter. I can listen to this bit over and over, it’s so good it’s otherworldly.
1:02:32 Crazy boss scenarios, another magical SOS tradition. “Hey … soon as y’all are done with that file, get in the shower … Come on we’re going to my mom’s.” Magnificently absurd. Stupendously awesome.
See Rusty? See what I mean dawg? Then you got yourself a Garageband game that comes up with at least half a dozen gems. They still got it them SOS boys.
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I think Bucho just loves to point out how kick-ass we are. I swear, Bucho — I’m actually kinda glad that you live in New Zealand. Otherwise, my wife might have some competition. “Yes, Honey, I know Ben’s been over three out of the last four days…”
Of course, all of the verbal love is quite appreciated…
Oh yeah Rob, well I got that shot of you and all that Christmassy beef jerky glory saved away nice and saved on my computer. I’m just sayin’.
El Rustirino wrote:Did I say anything about it not being gold?No Rusty mate, I was just exaggerating for dumb comedic effect. Sorry, the little bro always seems to get the hassles.
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Bucho wrote:El Rustirino wrote:Did I say anything about it not being gold?No Rusty mate, I was just exaggerating for dumb comedic effect. Sorry, the little bro always seems to get the hassles.
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Sorry
El Rustirino wrote:Bucho wrote:El Rustirino wrote:Did I say anything about it not being gold?No Rusty mate, I was just exaggerating for dumb comedic effect. Sorry, the little bro always seems to get the hassles.
Oh
Sorry
No, no, I insist Rusty, that it is I who should apologize. All I needed to do was sign off with the traditional NBLIANGW and it all would have been clear. But I failed.
I swear to you now, on my honor as a Spaniard, that I won’t fail again.
NBLIANGW.
(p.s. You don’t have to be an actual Spaniard to swear on your honor as a Spaniard, do you?).
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Version3 wrote:It’s no good anyway, most of us have known to many Spaniards.Dude, you are good.
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Version3 wrote:It’s no good anyway, most of us have known to many Spaniards.Aren’t they the little ones, with the big droopy ears and big sad looking eyes?
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
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