Funny story. When I was living what seems like forever ago in McAllen, I went over to South Padre via Spring Break to “cover” the Girls Gone Wild pay-per-view event. I kid you not, I got frisked at the door because they didn’t allow cameras in. However, I will say that for such a small island, there were an ASSLOAD of people and so, so many hot, young topless college cuties. *Sigh* I miss the old days.