Okay, I don’t know how many of you watched the Peyton Manning one, but he was really funny.
Two lines from the “Coffee Porch” skit cracked me the fuck up. It had to be because Manning was playing it really matter-of-factly, like nothing of what he was saying was that strange.
Husband: Oh. I, uh, saw Rick at the park today. He said he was jogging, but, when I saw him, he was sitting on a bench. He was stretching, and wearing very short shorts. I think I saw his butthole.
Husband: Mmm. I walked around with a piece of sliced ham in my pants for the past couple of days, just to have my own secret.