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    salad
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    Why is Arkansas pronounced ‘Arkeensaw’?.

    #9344
    Avatar photoOctavious
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    …instead of Ar-kansas.

    #9362
    Ivan
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    Whoa I never noticed that Arkansas is a rip off of Kansas. Hold up. Arkansas was around first, so Kansas ripped off Arkansas. Unoriginal abolitionist bastards couldn’t come up with a cool name, like Tittiesburg or Arkabamapennsyltuckia.

    #9342
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    Keymaster

    -ville.

    #9346
    YouFollowMe
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    -land

    #9351
    Armez
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    -vlarg

    #9348
    Bing
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    Armez wrote:
    -vlarg

    ..and this is why we fuck with you

    Nuthin but love…in a non gay way

    #9361
    Ivan
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    Bing wrote:
    Nuthin but love…in a non gay way

    Unless of course you’re into that kinda thing. We can readjust as necessary.

    #9350
    Armez
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    Ivan wrote:
    Bing wrote:
    Nuthin but love…in a non gay way

    Unless of course you’re into that kinda thing. We can readjust as necessary.

    This is why we don’t go to prison Ivan…

    #9360
    Ivan
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    If you do go to prison, never ask to shower with Bubba. Unless you have a lot of cigarettes.

    #9345
    YouFollowMe
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    Hey, sonny, why don’t you come on over here so Bubba can come all over you?

    #9343
    Avatar photoBucho
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    If I had my own town I’d name it Oprah Winfrey’s Vagina.

    “I was stuck in Oprah Winfrey’s Vagina because of that damn train worker’s strike …”
    “Oprah Winfrey’s Vagina is the latest victim of this year’s tornado season …”
    “Crime in Oprah Winfrey’s Vagina has tripled since the death penalty was reinstated …”
    “I’ll be staying in Oprah Winfrey’s Vagina for the next few months while I try to get off the heroin.”
    “The best place to see the meteor shower tonight will be from the observatory in Oprah Winfrey’s Vagina …”
    “Oprah Winfrey’s Vagina Hosts 2012 Superbowl.”

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #9347
    Bing
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    There’s a toxic cloud covering Oprah’s Vagina

    Pollution a major concern in Oprah’s Vagina

    #9359
    Ivan
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    Oprah’s Vagina rebuilding after great fire of 2008

    Traffic jam in Oprah’s Vagina caused by jackknifed big rig on the Labia Expressway

    I broke down in Oprah’s Vagina last night

    #9341
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    Keymaster

    Oprah’s Vagina is overgrown with shrubbery, and nobody wants to clean things up.
    Oprah’s Vagina has become a haven for the homeless.
    Flood of smelly sewer water overtaking Oprah’s Vagina.

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