Roxy The Whore Dog – My Friend

[Version3]

Well, I come bearing bad news… I had to put Roxy down today. Thought we were going in for a little cleaning after her doggy period, only to see her slide downhill overnight to a questionable condition. Turns out, she had a uterus infection known as Pyometra, and as weak as she’d become already, she was unlikely to able to survive a full hysterectomy. To settle the ‘what to do’ dilemma, her kidneys were entering full failure, which of course a dog can’t recover from. She was a few weeks short of 10 years old.

Knowing she was getting older and that it was bound to happen, I was sure I’d handle it better, but I was wrong.

Great photo of her from last weekend when I got her cut and groomed (chillin’ in the Miata).

[Bucho]

If there’s ever some SOS Trivia Game made up in the future one of the easiest answers (along with ‘Which English keyboard based muso is Jerry’s most quoted musical hero’ and ‘What type of fowl does Robby enjoy in his butt’) would be ‘What’s Bryan’s dog’s name?’ I don’t remember if we ever heard Roxy herself on the show but there were definitely a whole bunch of times you guys can be heard talking to or about or interacting with her, and I’m sure she even gets mentions in a couple of Bing’s call-ins. She may not have been part of the SOS team but she was absolutely part of the SOS world. I feel for you guys.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Version3]

I know, I was trying to think yesterday if she really has ever been on the show, and I don’t think I’ve had her do anything on mic ever. Though, I’m sure someone has come to the door during some show, and she couldn’t help but bark… so she’s probably been heard. I just really knew we’d talked about her (and probably to her) on many occasions, and of course Bing started the whore dog thing.

[Bing]

Dude my deepest nongay man love for you on this.

I think dogs are better than people and every death of one is a fucking gut-wrenching puking and crying-fest (yeah so I’m an emotional guy, big whup… wanna fight about it?)

Ain’t nothing like a man and his dog, the wife bitches, the children beg for shit, the human friends smell and have agendas….the dog just wants a sammich and a belly rub.

Sam my “Awesome man-dog, heir to the throne of best looking and most awesome living dog” also regrets this loss. I would send a picture of him but no camera can capture his grandeur…..kinda like why we never see naked pics of Robbie.

Is this it for pets or maybe down the road will you take in another? If so please be a man and pick a REAL animal…I see you walking a little yappie fag-dog down the street— and its lock and load baby! (can’t let you live in that shame).

First person to say labradoodle gets kicked in their rectaltaint.

I’ll never call another dog a “whore-dog” that was Roxy’s and hers alone.
If you get a cat prepare to live in a cloud of piss scent for about 15 years.
Monkeys are fun until they pull your scrotum off.

While an excellent bragging right and a formidable defense system the Liger eats like 8 billions dollars of food a day.

Horses suck…no joke there
Kangaroo?……I’ll look into it.
Until then ease the pain with sea-monkeys and the various environmental catastrophes you can subject them too.

and if you want some hamsters or gerbils I can get them at greatly reduced prices just don’t ask where they came from.

or just adopt a Russian kid and send him back when you loose interest in his commie ass.

Personally I think you made the right decision, dogs shouldn’t suffer…thats for the people! Which btw I hate. It ain’t discrimination if you hate everybody.

except for you Bucho, everybody likes you.

[Version3]

I’m sure I will get another dog one day, and it actually may be one of those little lap dog types… one that will really be “her” dog. And it won’t be one of those gay fucking cross breed trend things. It will be a shitzu or something that is actually cute being that ridiculously small and furry. It’s going to have to be very cute and petting friendly to keep from getting mailed to Thailand.

But, when I get another dog I’m going to have to have the patience to train all over again. I really want to have a Weimaraner (the timing was really bad the last time we tried this, as I was traveling a lot) or another border collie type dog. -Australian Shepherd, or something like that. I really want a car that will do the ride-along thing. Roxy wasn’t into that most of her adult life. She just chilled out and curled up in the floor. She was comfortable, but not having a blast. It will be a while in any case, just because of all of the extra shit you have to do for puppies.

[Larkitect]

i’m really sorry to hear that. i don’t have any now but had quite a few dogs growing up. there’s a lot of things you could say about losing a good dog but they all reduce down to “it just plain sucks.”

momma’s, don’t let your babies grow up to be whore dogs…

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[El Rustirino]

oh my god

[Jor-El]

Salut to Roxy. So many good memories and she was always very good.

I like titties.

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