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September 1, 2013 at 2:03 pm #32577
rob
ParticipantThat’s really awesome, Bucho. My problem is that I don’t go to the theater enough to really have a regularly-released show. Man, just don’t know – maybe I’ll just stick to doing mini-shows with video and every now and then do a movie one.
September 1, 2013 at 7:12 pm #32555Bucho
ParticipantYeah, I didn’t get to the theatre this weekend either, so I went for a non new-release and did one on Warrior. I’m thinking of trying a different tack with the two-version thing and recording two separate reviews instead of just recording once and cutting two separate reviews from it. It might work out easier, it might work out suckier, but I intend to find out. And I figure if I stay regular enough for The Man to consider me some king of legit maybe I can start wrangling free tickets to previews as an official reviewer of some kind. Possibly the third kind. Because that’s the reason all critics become critics, right? The free tickets?
I hope you keep doing them as long as they’re fun for you to do, and if you keep doing them I’ll keep pimping them. I bought buchosroadreviews.com and expect it to be getting 27,000,000 hits a day by the end of the week, and I’ll feature your vids on there if you don’t want to do your own thing. Or even if you do do your own thing. I’ll feature them like the wind. Until I burn out about ten days from now and go live in The Wilderness and never make another video of anything ever.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
September 2, 2013 at 8:59 am #32556Bucho
ParticipantHere’s the short-ass version of the Warrior review. Still tinkering with the format – this time I went for sub-3:00 instead of sub-2:00 but brought back the highly controversial “Introduce The Movie” segment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxlt5qkN0c0
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
September 2, 2013 at 10:18 am #32557Bucho
ParticipantHere’s the short-ass version of the Warrior review. Still tinkering with the format – this time I went for sub-3:00 instead of sub-2:00 but brought back the highly controversial “Introduce The Movie” segment. It’s pretty much a return to the format I used for The Wolverine to see if I could do it better. I’m definitely way less monotone than that one, but also less “natural”, so you might hate the shit out of this one Robby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL0h93Q-Jp8
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
September 3, 2013 at 10:17 am #32558Bucho
ParticipantHere’s the short-ass sub 2:00 version of the Warrior review. I ditched the 2:52 one for being in a no-man’s land and cut a sub-2:00 and a 3:16. They’re not much different except for the plot outline, which was mostly just an excuse to do some stupid voices anyway.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
September 3, 2013 at 10:19 am #32559Bucho
ParticipantSo here’s that 3:16 “Full-length” version. There’s not much missing from this, I intentionally recorded a short, fat-free review thinking I would aim at a 3:00 mark. In future I think I’m going to be publishing the 1:50-2:20 version as the lead, and link to a longer 5:00 plus review for anyone who wants to go deeper.
Anyway, that shit’s probably boring to read about, so here’s the vid if you’re not sick of them yet.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
September 3, 2013 at 5:34 pm #32519Version3
Keymaster@Bucho 51170 wrote:
I bought buchosroadreviews.com and expect it to be getting 27,000,000 hits a day by the end of the week…
Let me know if you need help getting WP going, or what plugins to run and all that jazzy jeff. Take my advice, DON’T use Go Daddy’s WP module, just upload WP on your own and do the install. It will be more stable, and you’ll have more control over the dB.
September 3, 2013 at 6:49 pm #32520Version3
KeymasterI’m kinda surprised that the 2 min worked so well. I like the slightly longer one better, but the 2 min one tells me what I’d want to know about the movie. The longer one tells me about the movie, but it’s MUCH more entertaining on it’s own.
September 3, 2013 at 7:37 pm #32560Bucho
ParticipantThanks Captain. Yeah, I’m going to do this two-version thing even if the longer versions get far fewer hits just so I can be self-indulgent about it and play with some silly voices and stuff. Even if the extra content isn’t strictly “necessary” hopefully it will entertain folks like you who have the best taste of anyone on The Earth.
Also, appreciate the offer of website advice, will take you up on that fo’ shizzle.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
September 5, 2013 at 10:38 am #32561Bucho
Participant@Version3 51190 wrote:
Let me know if you need help getting WP going, or what plugins to run and all that jazzy jeff. Take my advice, DON’T use Go Daddy’s WP module, just upload WP on your own and do the install. It will be more stable, and you’ll have more control over the dB.
Is this the right set of instructions if I take your advice Captain? Or is this that sumbitch of a module I shouldn’t touch with a 2ft barge pole?
http://support.godaddy.com/help/article/5110/manually-install-wordpress-into-your-hosting-account
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
September 5, 2013 at 8:37 pm #32562Bucho
ParticipantWow, it actually happened. I’m on the front page of a movie website I’ve read almost as long as I’ve been a fan of you guys.
I know I haven’t taken over the world yet, but even getting this far I LITERALLY could not have done without you guys.
http://www.chud.com/143649/buchos-road-reviews-the-worlds-end/
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
September 5, 2013 at 10:49 pm #32578rob
ParticipantThat’s awesome! Hope they keep putting up your stuff.
September 6, 2013 at 5:06 am #32521Version3
Keymasterthose are the directions you are looking for.
did you get a UNIX account? that would be best.
AWESOME on the video going up. Now you can finally surpass us (when we were popular, not now. Now we are actually in the negative numbers.)
September 6, 2013 at 5:41 am #32563Bucho
Participant@Version3 51190 wrote:
Let me know if you need help getting WP going, or what plugins to run and all that jazzy jeff. Take my advice, DON’T use Go Daddy’s WP module, just upload WP on your own and do the install. It will be more stable, and you’ll have more control over the dB.
The other option, which is very tempting for someone like me with zero experience in website design or management, is to just map my domain onto a WordPress blog for $13 a year. How dumb is this idea on a scale of one to ten and am I just being a pussy being intimidated by technology like one of those people you hate?
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
September 6, 2013 at 2:28 pm #32522Version3
KeymasterIt won’t help you as much as you think. I can get you to the same place in 10 minutes, and you’d still retain the benefits of an I dependant install.
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