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No, I’m not saying that Toyota made a mistake anywhere, or that someone buying a Prius is making a mistake (although seeing a Prius almost gives me the same feeling as a Dodge Caliber).
I’m saying that recently, I made a mistake. See, over the last month or so, I’ve been pretty ill (I’m STILL getting over it), and I’ve been watching much more television than I normally do, sometimes in states of mind that hover toward the hallucinatory. Before you think I’m stretching for the sake of a good story, I’m not kidding – on Tuesday my temperature was 102 degrees, and things did not look right – sort of like if you put your own vision through a zoomed-in fish-eye lens, and at the same time there’s no depth to anything. Combine that with feelings of confusion and dread, and it makes for some FUN times.
Anyway, around the time this first started, I was watching TV, sort of in and out of sleep, and this commercial came on.
I think I must have had it muted or something, or maybe it’s because I was half asleep, I don’t know, but when I read the end there, where it says “Prius V: More Prius, More Possibilities”, well, I didn’t see it that way.
I saw the “r” and the “i” as one letter.
I thought, “Man, Pnus V is a horrible name for a car.”
On this long road to recovery, I’m finally beginning to see a bit of humor. I feel about 75% right now, so I thought I’d take some time and give a little back. On a future Rob’s Mini-Show, I will probably go into far too much detail about this, so I will warn you ahead of time.
here is the thread about the feed for all of the solo shows. Since Rob is the only one that puts shows out, you’ll pretty much just find his shows in it now anyway.
http://www.theswitchedonshow.com/community/showthread.php?t=3901
just between us guys, i think Pnus V would be an awesome name for a car. but the right kind of car. an italian supercar or something. something that says “i may have a small penis but my car makes me feel like i have five.”
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
I think that’d be a good question for a woman during the first convo – would you rather have a man with one large penis, or a man with five small ones?
@rob 48781 wrote:
… where it says “Prius V: More Prius, More Possibilities”, well, I didn’t see it that way.
I saw the “r” and the “i” as one letter.
I thought, “Man, Pnus V is a horrible name for a car.”
I laughed out loudly.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Something I didn’t really make clear. In my stupor, I actually believed that was the name of the car.
@rob 48781 wrote:
I thought, “Man, Pnus V is a horrible name for a cat.”
My cat’s called Vaginia. Is that a horrible name?
BIG JOBBIES@ori-STUDFARM 48807 wrote:
My cat’s called Vaginia. Is that a horrible name?
keep that to yourself on a first date.
“i’ll call you tomorrow, i have to go ________ my vagina.”
@Version3 48789 wrote:
So, is that a Miata or not?
a miata indicates aggro.
M.I.A.T.A.: Manhood Instinctively Assaults The Anus.
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