Photos of real sex seekers in your city!

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    #14092
    Scatt
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    Photos of real sex seekers in your city!

    You mean pictures of every person in existence?

    #14094
    Avatar photoEl Rustirino
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    Scatt wrote:
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    Photos of real sex seekers in your city!

    You mean pictures of every person in existence?

    I think they mean specifically you. Porn sites have evolved to actually KNOW who wants to have sex with you.

    It’s the way of the future.

    #14090
    Scatt
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    No, I just meant that every person who ever existed is a “sex seeker”. Even if they don’t want to admit it. Damn old people…. buncha prudes!

    #14087
    Avatar photorob
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    Damn old people with all of their old wrinkly skin and horny badger sex.

    #14091
    Scatt
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    They even make those squirrelly chirping badger noises; “E-e-e-e-e-eugh…. e-e-e-e-e-eeeeh….. e-e-e-e-E-E-E-E-EUUGH!!”

    #14093
    Avatar photoEl Rustirino
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    And the bike horn. Ugh, that pisses me off, when I’m in the back, and he’s in the front, and you hear a “…honk-honk”.

    #14088
    Avatar photoPa-ul
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    Scatt wrote:
    They even make those squirrelly chirping badger noises; “E-e-e-e-e-eugh…. e-e-e-e-e-eeeeh….. e-e-e-e-E-E-E-E-EUUGH!!”

    Badgers over here just growl and give you the, “Bugger off, or I’ll savage the hell out of you”, look.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #14089
    Scatt
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    “Bugger off” is a term that needs to find it’s way over to this part of the world, I say.

    #14086
    Avatar photoBucho
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    El Rustirino wrote:
    And the bike horn. Ugh, that pisses me off, when I’m in the back, and he’s in the front, and you hear a “…honk-honk”.

    😆 Holy shit dude.

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