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i don’t know how well this will translate on paper but that vid reminds me of a story from many years ago.
picture huge rolls of bubble wrap like this but almost twice as tall (or twice as wide since these are on their side).
so picture one on its side and right beside it a very used roll but rotated 90 degrees so that it’s with its curved side down. got it?
so we tell this guy how awesome it would be to get a running start, jump over the small roll and twist in the air so that he’s horizontal, hit the larger roll, bounce on it and land softly on the smaller roll. instant stuntman karma, you know?
so before we even blink, the dude is full on sprint.
jumps up in the air.
over the first roll, twisting in the air.
hits the larger roll.
[oh, by the way. concrete floor.]
so he hits the larger roll and it slides when he hits it.
ergo, no bouncy action off of it. and hits the floor sideways.
dude did a flying leap onto a concrete floor. still makes me laugh thinking about it.
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I think this may be the next “planking”. It’s called “Stealth Bumming” and is done thusly…
The secret is in the stealth….in and out before you’re spotted….
Erm…not literally in and out. That would be stealth rape….
BIG JOBBIESI remember that one of my best friends in High School used to do this all the time, thrusting behind his victim, and would often do it while walking. At 16/17, this is 20x more hilarious. Especially when it’s the evil Principal.
We used to as well…but it tended to be amongst ourselves. Except for one friend. He’d do it to anyone….He did it to a guy who was tying his shoelace…thrust and the guy flew face first onto the floor. Big bloke he was…my friend ran very fast and very far that day. Which was somehow even funnier for us…
BIG JOBBIESaround here, we do the same thing with animals.
except we’re naked when we do it.
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@Version3 48790 wrote:
–and covered in olive oil and peanut butter.
…and it’s not really a surprise. the animals smell you coming…..they just pretend to be surprised!
BIG JOBBIES@ori-STUDFARM 48794 wrote:
the animals smell you coming…
that’s mostly from all the pickled foods we eat.
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@ori-STUDFARM 48828 wrote:
Do you eat the pickled food Lark? Do you really actually eat it? Hmmm?
two questions but only one answer.
yes.
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or if they’re unconscious. or can’t identify you. or if they’re buried in the woods. etc. etc.
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