Natalie Portman…naked?

[Bucho]

digitaltopia wrote:

You know that new camera in your house that has the big sign on it that says, “This is not a camera. This is a mirror.”? Yeah.

😆

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Pa-ul]

Either that or there’s a ceiling cat installed. 😀

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[rob]

Tell me that wouldn’t freak you out! You’re sitting there, at the computer or TV or whatever, and right in the middle of it, something catches your eye, you look up, and there’s a damn cat looking at you out of the ceiling! Holy shit!

I’d probably throw something at it. Like a molotov cocktail.

[Frank]

rob wrote:

I’d probably throw something at it. Like a molotov cocktail.

Maybe a cat-o’-nine-tails perhaps? That’s right, I’m the guy that went there. So, Rob, does that mean you have troubles “celebrating at the computer” when you know a kitten’s looking at you? 😆

[rob]

Yes. Don’t you? Animals are freaky when you’re trying to get freaky.

[Frank]

rob wrote:

Yes. Don’t you? Animals are freaky when you’re trying to get freaky.

You’re talking to a guy that has trouble taking a leak when he knows something (animal, mineral or vegetable) is in the bathroom, so yeah, I know what you mean.

[digitaltopia]

Is it a tank?

*Bill and Ted’s reference*

[Octavious]

For the sickos, when thinking of Natalie nekkid, please (until the movie comes out) think of Ep 2 Natalie near the fire not the 12 year old in The Professional.

[Author]

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