My microwave’s a dick…

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  • November 24, 2011 at 3:03 am #3066
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    So, I was cooking something tonight where it says to leave it in the microwave for a minute to finish cooking, but my microwave keeps beeping after it’s done. I asked April, “why is our microwave such a dick?”

    I thought it was funny, and thought I’d post it on the board, and that’s what I’m doing now.

    November 24, 2011 at 3:34 am #30895
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    You’re doing it right now?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    November 24, 2011 at 4:40 am #30900
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    I was doing it right then. I was posting on the board. Right now I’m replying to you.

    November 24, 2011 at 9:05 am #30896
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    It cracked me up anyway. What did April reply?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    November 24, 2011 at 4:26 pm #30901
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    She laughed. She said “You like that word, don’t you?”

    I call everybody a dick, on TV, when I’m driving – I say it like Jerry does, where it’s almost “deck”.

    November 24, 2011 at 4:45 pm #30910
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    My word is “Twat”. Saiod with emphasis on the first “T”. Kinda like “TuhWAHT”…


    BIG JOBBIES

    November 24, 2011 at 5:20 pm #30897
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    The main one I say is “dipshit”. Said with emphasis on the “fuckface”.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    November 28, 2011 at 7:26 am #30905
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    “fucktard” is my favorite.

    but back to Rob’s μ-wave emitter; mines the same way. i hate it. and not just when i leave something in it. if i open the door before the timer is done, it beeps at me until i close the door. i want to punch it in the vagina.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    December 1, 2011 at 7:35 am #30903
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    I ripped the faceplate off mine and took out the beeper. PROBLEM SOLVED.

    …I wonder when my pizza will be cooked, I swear I put it in there 5 minutes ago…

    December 1, 2011 at 3:39 pm #30892
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    Our microwave sucks dirty bantha ovaries, but it does have a button to turn that dick headed beeping off. Yep, a silent microwave. With no fucking light in it. Who the fuck builds a microwave with no fucking light in it? Oh, the genius mouth-breathing fucktards at GE, that’s who. Fuck you in your nose pores you lazy ass engineering fucks at GE!

    December 1, 2011 at 7:33 pm #30898
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    Mmmmm, bantha ovaries.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    December 9, 2011 at 2:38 am #30906
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    @Version3 48485 wrote:

    Our microwave sucks dirty bantha ovaries, but it does have a button to turn that dick headed beeping off. Yep, a silent microwave. With no fucking light in it. Who the fuck builds a microwave with no fucking light in it? Oh, the genius mouth-breathing fucktards at GE, that’s who. Fuck you in your nose pores you lazy ass engineering fucks at GE!

    “bantha ovaries” and “fucktard” in one post?

    did i ever tell you you’re my hero?

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    December 10, 2011 at 3:20 am #30893
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    Can you sing it?

    December 14, 2011 at 9:24 am #30907
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    @Version3 48566 wrote:

    Can you sing it?

    i didn’t know “bantha ovaries” was a song.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    December 20, 2011 at 9:50 am #30904
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    Isn’t it a country song?

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