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you guys know i’m a fan of bad movies. unashamed, i freely admit it. there is something fascinating about watching a bad movie with heart.
i must now confess that my tolerance for bad movies has been strained beyond what i ever thought possible.
yes i watched this train wreck of a movie all the way through. yes i watched it again with the cast commentary. yes i downloaded the RiffTrax (from the old mystery science theater 3000 guys) and watched it for a 3rd time.
gentlemen…
i present to you…
a mere sampling of the atomic bomb of movie failures…
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
Oh my gosh. How did you make it through the constant annoying screeching? It reminds me of a girl I know.
Yes. Those bird sounds do get old fast. But the high quality CG makes it bearable.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
“The eagles killed Becky!”
Admitedly the dialogue is first class but I feel like the rhythm of the editing is just a touch off.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
I just can’t do it. It’s not even comically bad, it’s just fucking terrible. I guess it IS nice to see that at least some 12 year olds can follow through on their projects to completion.
Don’t ask me how I know, but the blu-ray has an interview with the director from some local cable access show where the film was shot (and the director is from).
You’re not gonna believe this…
The dude is Asian.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
Yeah, I heard him on Carolla’s show sometime late last year too. He’s military grade bonkers.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
@digitaltopia 46274 wrote:
They made a Blu-ray of that?
yeah.
i mean, i guess. i wouldn’t know about such things.
so what if they did?
why you gotta make a big deal out of everything?
wanna fight about it?
get off my back dude?!
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
I made it nineteen seconds in before I turned it off. Not a good sign.
19 secs.
I watched gay porno by accident longer than 19 sec (how you ask, simple. Ok theres a guy thats gonna stroke off and the woman should come into the scene now……n-now….n-n-n-now…….yeah, this is just gay).
I held a burning magnesium wand up my shafthole for longer than 19 secs.
My virginity took longer than 19 secs. (not by much)
Never have I spent so much time pondering better uses of 19 secs than here and now.
This film has changed my life….
now smack yourself good and hard for posting this shit.
@Bing 46315 wrote:
I made it nineteen seconds in before I turned it off. Not a good sign.
19 secs.
I watched gay porno by accident longer than 19 sec (how you ask, simple. Ok theres a guy thats gonna stroke off and the woman should come into the scene now……n-now….n-n-n-now…….yeah, this is just gay).
I held a burning magnesium wand up my shafthole for longer than 19 secs.
My virginity took longer than 19 secs. (not by much)
Never have I spent so much time pondering better uses of 19 secs than here and now.
This film has changed my life….
now smack yourself good and hard for posting this shit.
methinks thou dost protest too much (about the gay porn).
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
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