May is masturbation month!

[ElNacho]

monday night, on a date
ditch the bitch and masturbate

[Bing]

Its about time you showed back up!

You’re not getting too cool for us are you?

[Bing]

djohnson wrote:

As today is the final day of Masturbation Month, let’s look back fondly on all of our celebrations both private and public.

Just because Masturbation Month is coming to a close does NOT mean that you need to stop celebrating. That’s the whole purpose of having a Masturbation Month. With information comes enlightenment.

Celebrate at will long into the future; or, as Spock would say: “Live long and masturbate.”

Was his “Vulcan-ness” pointed like his ears?

[Octavious]

El Nacho? What up dude.

Do us a favor and show Rusty and Mu-tard Sue-shi how to leave voicemails, enough Rusty might be headed in the right direction.

[Version3]

Do you remember the El Nacho VM days? Yeah, that were really f-d up for a while there.

[wokendream]

Woo Hoo masturbation month!!! Anyone know of any sales on batteries?

[Octavious]

Anybody getting turned on?

Right now!!

[Bing]

wokendream wrote:

Woo Hoo masturbation month!!! Anyone know of any sales on batteries?

imagine a cheesy used car lot voice-over

Come on down to Bing’s Battery Emporium! Our prices are so low they’re shocking the competition!
We’ve got batteries for the pocket pen pals, the sex party penetrator, the porn star bat, we even carry custom size batteries for the “Paris Hilton Eiffel Tower special edition horse fucker”!

If you’ve got the desire then we’ve got the battery for you! So come on down to 125 switched on lane and see our amazing selection! Remember…when your man can’t hang, let Bing’s batteries give you the bang.

[Pa-ul]

And in the usual fast voice that comes at the end of the commercials.

“Diesel powered Generators sold separately, only while stocks last”

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Author]

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