May is masturbation month!

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  • #11715
    ElNacho
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    Ugly-5836.jpg

    #11726
    Avatar photorob
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    Okay, well, maybe not that…

    #11717
    Avatar photoBucho
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    Hey, that guy used to be my babysitter.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #11750
    JPSylvrWolfe
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    That guy is friggin scary…but…

    Some lady is playing ps2 and leaving the controler in her lap for that guy.

    #11740
    digitaltopia
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    That’s just one celebration too many.

    #11716
    Avatar photoBucho
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    JPSylvrWolfe wrote:
    That guy is friggin scary…but…

    Some lady is playing ps2 and leaving the controler in her lap for that guy.

    I’m too traumatised to understand that ps2 thing …

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #11721
    Avatar photorob
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    That guy’s GOTTA be dead, right? I’m not talking about the way he looks — I mean, what’s with the swastika tattoo? The guy had to have had the shit beat out of him multiple times…ick.

    #11743
    YouFollowMe
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    Can anyone read what it says above his right eye? On the left one, it looks like “Honor.” Man, if I was a tattoo artist, one would have to pay me some serious coin for a swastika on their neck.

    #11734
    Avatar photoPa-ul
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    I’ve seen the story that goes with the picture.

    He was in a State lock-up somewhere and made a racial comment, unfortunately for him 75% of the prison was occupied by inmates of the darker than his skin persuasion. 😕

    He might as well have been fishing for Piranha with his penis. 😯


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #11706
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    Keymaster

    -and that fishing adventure is highly overrated.

    #11739
    digitaltopia
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    Yeah, it only tickles at first.

    #11730
    Avatar photodjohnson
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    As today is the final day of Masturbation Month, let’s look back fondly on all of our celebrations both private and public.

    Just because Masturbation Month is coming to a close does NOT mean that you need to stop celebrating. That’s the whole purpose of having a Masturbation Month. With information comes enlightenment.

    Celebrate at will long into the future; or, as Spock would say: “Live long and masturbate.”

    #11705
    Avatar photoVersion3
    Keymaster

    I remember Spock saying that… it was on his guest appearance ( 2 parts ) on The Next Generation. Ah, Spock wisdom…

    “Bilbo…. Bilbo…. “

    #11738
    digitaltopia
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    Another one for Rob! Yippie!

    http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/2554.html

    #11755
    Armez
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    bump ftw

    omFg 1337!!1!!!¡¡11eleven!!!

    roflcopter SWOOSH!!!!

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