May is masturbation month!

[ROSS]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA! Thats so funny there was definite need for pinching! (but not pinching while celebrating, coz that would just get messy!)

[rob]

Ceiling cat. That’s great!

[djohnson]

I actually laughed out loud. My wife doesn’t get it… 😆

[djohnson]

Today is Towel Day (sort of ironic in light of it being Masturbation Month) in honor of Douglas Adams.

Since everyone here is a Star Wars geek, I’m sure you know who Douglas was. You’re supposed to carry a towel around all day, so be nice if you see nerds on the street with towels!

[Version3]

Damn, my towel is at home. I just hope I don’t run into a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast from Traal.

Who the hell is Douglas Adams? 😉

[YouFollowMe]

Only one more week left in Masturbation month! Come on, we gotta keep celebrating and make this the most messed up party ever! Ooh, the SOS gear page is a real party starter. 😛

[Pa-ul]

Whatever you do, do not accept an invitation to a celebratory lunch.

Could get messy, and if you do go “Don’t touch the Ice-cream or Meringue” 😯

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Version3]

Or that guy Paul, He celebrates A LOT!

[Pa-ul]

Like an Ornamental Fountain 😀

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Mikey]

[Newman]

Only a few days left for you to ‘whack it’ so that god can kill those kittens…better celebrate twice as much now!

[Pa-ul]

I think that poster is a double edged sword (pardon the pun).

You’d actually whack one off thinking of getting a little pussy.

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Bucho]

Pa-ul wrote:

I think that poster is a double edged sword (pardon the pun).

You’d actually whack one off thinking of getting a little pussy.

Ha!

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Version3]

ahahahahaaa!

[rob]

In the waning days of the month, just about anything is a good reason to celebrate.

[Author]

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