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  • January 14, 2011 at 6:00 pm #2762
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    I tried my best

    January 14, 2011 at 8:24 pm #28343
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    Astronaut Jones! He’s in my Top 5 Astronauts Of All Time.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    January 14, 2011 at 11:01 pm #28345
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    i’m not so sure. one of the rocks in the extreme lower right has a shadow that is a little askew. it would make astronaut jones 5 miles tall! this is absolutely impossible because astronaut jones is clearly on a standard-sized football field on the surface of mars.

    i believe someone is trying to discredit this spectacular discovery. i believe nasa has been infilrated by photoshop-wielding feminists. this will not stand!

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    January 15, 2011 at 8:04 am #28344
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    Lark, you post as if you know all about the sizing and placement of mars style football, which according to your post you do not!

    While uncovering this certain specimen, Astronaut Jones was very surprised to find out that in fact appeared to be a smaller scaled american football field was actually a native martian playing field.

    January 15, 2011 at 11:27 pm #28346
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    nobody cares about mars football anyway (or fütbol as they like to call it) unless you’re from outside the earth. on the earth we like real sports like american football and that little niche stupid foreign game called soccer.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    January 16, 2011 at 8:51 am #28341
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    I’m not from INSIDE the Earth… I’m from ON the Earth (also known as the outside of it) what does that make me? What I ask you!

    January 17, 2011 at 3:56 am #28347
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    @Version3 45869 wrote:

    I’m not from INSIDE the Earth… I’m from ON the Earth (also known as the outside of it) what does that make me? What I ask you!

    ›››Version3 bitch-slaps Larkitect with the Gauntlet of Semantics for critical damage!‹‹‹

    ›››Larkitect uses Ninja Vanish! to escape.‹‹‹

    ›››Larkitect heals with Mercurochrome‹‹‹

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    January 17, 2011 at 4:28 am #28342
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    That’s Monkey’s Blood right? You can’t heal shit with that, or so sayeth the FDA.

    January 17, 2011 at 4:38 am #28348
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    @Version3 45876 wrote:

    That’s Monkey’s Blood right? You can’t heal shit with that, or so sayeth the FDA.

    all i know is that growing up my grandparents wanted to put mercurochrome and gentian violet on everything.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

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