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Skittles’ slogan is “Taste the Rainbow”, but if you breathe in anywhere near a rainbow you’ll get diabetes. To those of you who say, “Hey, diabetes is no joke!”, I agree! You should tell it to those bastards over at Mars.
Some might be thinking, “Hey, aren’t rainbows synonymous with homosexuals?” Yes, that’s true. In fact, after contracting diabetes you will also turn gay, but I really thought that widespread diabetes was the bigger concern. I don’t know why everyone tries to turn everything into some debate.
i disagree. diabetes can be funny because of the internet equation
(x+cat)/(wilfred brimley)=funny.
but yeah, what’s up with all the homos trying to subvert our culture.
1. fag
2. gay
3. rainbows
4. purple trianglescan’t have nothing without all the homos trying to claim it as a symbol or something.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
That cat is so Wilfred Brimley.
@rob 44995 wrote:
Skittles’ slogan is “Taste the Rainbow”, but if you breathe in anywhere near a rainbow you’ll get diabetes. To those of you who say, “Hey, diabetes is no joke!”, I agree! You should tell it to those bastards over at Mars.
Some might be thinking, “Hey, aren’t rainbows synonymous with homosexuals?” Yes, that’s true. In fact, after contracting diabetes you will also turn gay, but I really thought that widespread diabetes was the bigger concern. I don’t know why everyone tries to turn everything into some debate.
Gotcha. So the message is: “Don’t breathe or you’ll turn into a gay.”
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@Bucho 45026 wrote:
Gotcha. So the message is: “Don’t breathe or you’ll turn into a gay.”
or maybe “don’t breathe while blowing a dude or you’ll turn into a gay”?
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
So by your rationale, if you hold your breath, you can have a dick in your mouth and not be gay? I assume if there is research, you have at least burned them or sworn Bing to secrecy… yes?
hey, i’m just sayin’. if the president can smoke marijuana and not inhale and it’s okay then maybe the same principle applies?
besides, i refuse to let you turn my own words against me. even if they are blatantly damning.
and preemptively shut the fuck up, bing.
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