Late Night Superheros

[digitaltopia]

Super Bowel Man and his sidekick Cork.

Their nemesis, Captain Enema, “Because every poop should be a choice!”

Lines like:

“Come Cork! Into the night we ride! Could you… umm… could you please insert the hyper jet converter into my butt? Thank you. Yes, okay, now squeeze with me Cork, ignite, and off we go!”

These are all reasons why you shouldn’t create new superheros with your friends late at night.

[ElNacho]

haha

[Version3]

I always wanted to have heros like “the Box Master” he can build cardboard boxes from raw materials, and do it faster than anyone else. He’s not so good at children’s parties, but a great guy to have around if you plan to move.

How about “Generic Man”, he can create generic versions of popular designer scents in mere seconds.

[ElNacho]

raw materials? like cardboard?

[digitaltopia]

“Is that Calvin Klein I smell?”

“Not really! Ahahahahaha!”

[Pa-ul]

Version3 wrote:

How about “Generic Man”, he can create generic versions of popular designer scents in mere seconds.

I’m really hoping he can do this with some home Chemistry set, although someone who can fart Chanel scents is a bonus a parties.

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

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