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  • #15826
    Avatar photorob
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    ::From the hospital in a super-secret SOS bunker hidden in the Himalayas::

    Bryan: How is he, doc?

    Doc: Well, he’s finally talking again.

    from room down the hall

    Rob: BOOBIE!

    both turn to look

    Jerry: Well, I guess that is an improvement.

    Doc: Well, you’d think so, but…

    Rob: BOOBIE BOOBIE!

    Doc: …there appears to be some brain damage. What I mean is, someone who constantly…

    Rob: BOOBIE?!?

    Doc: …yells out one word isn’t all there yet.

    Bryan and Jerry share a knowing look

    Bryan: Uh, he’s always kinda been that way.

    Jerry: Yeah, he’s always been…different.

    Rob: BOO! BIE! BOO! BIE! BOOBIE BOOBIE BOOBIE!

    Doc: Oh. Well…

    Doc looks down at chart

    Doc: …I guess he can go home this afternoon, then…

    #15827
    Avatar photorob
    Participant

    ::From the hospital in a super-secret SOS bunker hidden in the Himalayas::

    Bryan: How is he, doc?

    Doc: Well, he’s finally talking again.

    from room down the hall

    Rob: BOOBIE!

    both turn to look

    Jerry: Well, I guess that is an improvement.

    Doc: Well, you’d think so, but…

    Rob: BOOBIE BOOBIE!

    Doc: …there appears to be some brain damage. What I mean is, someone who constantly…

    Rob: BOOBIE?!?

    Doc: …yells out one word isn’t all there yet.

    Bryan and Jerry share a knowing look

    Bryan: Uh, he’s always kinda been that way.

    Jerry: Yeah, he’s always been…different.

    Rob: BOO! BIE! BOO! BIE! BOOBIE BOOBIE BOOBIE!

    Doc: Oh. Well…

    Doc looks down at chart

    Doc: …I guess he can go home this afternoon, then…

    #15846
    Bing
    Participant

    Jerry: “Is there anything special he needs to do or……”

    Rob: “BOOOO BAAAYY!”

    Doc: “Well he will require supervision until his condition stabilizes”

    (Bryan leans in to check on Rob)

    Rob: “Paw Paw?……”

    Bryan: “Well Doc, that’s gonna be difficult…’cause you see, he’s…well, I guess you could say he’s…”

    Rob: “Poo on my chest with a chicken!!”

    Doc, Jerry, Bryan: “Oh dear….”

    Doc: “I think we need to discuss stronger medication”

    #15842
    Bing
    Participant

    Jerry: “Is there anything special he needs to do or……”

    Rob: “BOOOO BAAAYY!”

    Doc: “Well he will require supervision until his condition stabilizes”

    (Bryan leans in to check on Rob)

    Rob: “Paw Paw?……”

    Bryan: “Well Doc, that’s gonna be difficult…’cause you see, he’s…well, I guess you could say he’s…”

    Rob: “Poo on my chest with a chicken!!”

    Doc, Jerry, Bryan: “Oh dear….”

    Doc: “I think we need to discuss stronger medication”

    #15841
    Avatar photoJor-El
    Participant
    Version3 wrote:
    You gotta be careful with Kryptonite… it can make you weak.

    superman-shirt.jpg

    HOLY FUCK!!

    I like titties.

    #15828
    Avatar photoPa-ul
    Participant

    I’m feeling weak.

    I can’t hold out any longer.

    Just got to make it to the bathroom.
    (just gotta print it out first) 😀


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

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