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May 1, 2007 at 3:30 pm #15826
rob
Participant::From the hospital in a super-secret SOS bunker hidden in the Himalayas::
Bryan: How is he, doc?
Doc: Well, he’s finally talking again.
from room down the hall
Rob: BOOBIE!
both turn to look
Jerry: Well, I guess that is an improvement.
Doc: Well, you’d think so, but…
Rob: BOOBIE BOOBIE!
Doc: …there appears to be some brain damage. What I mean is, someone who constantly…
Rob: BOOBIE?!?
Doc: …yells out one word isn’t all there yet.
Bryan and Jerry share a knowing look
Bryan: Uh, he’s always kinda been that way.
Jerry: Yeah, he’s always been…different.
Rob: BOO! BIE! BOO! BIE! BOOBIE BOOBIE BOOBIE!
Doc: Oh. Well…
Doc looks down at chart
Doc: …I guess he can go home this afternoon, then…
May 1, 2007 at 3:30 pm #15827rob
Participant::From the hospital in a super-secret SOS bunker hidden in the Himalayas::
Bryan: How is he, doc?
Doc: Well, he’s finally talking again.
from room down the hall
Rob: BOOBIE!
both turn to look
Jerry: Well, I guess that is an improvement.
Doc: Well, you’d think so, but…
Rob: BOOBIE BOOBIE!
Doc: …there appears to be some brain damage. What I mean is, someone who constantly…
Rob: BOOBIE?!?
Doc: …yells out one word isn’t all there yet.
Bryan and Jerry share a knowing look
Bryan: Uh, he’s always kinda been that way.
Jerry: Yeah, he’s always been…different.
Rob: BOO! BIE! BOO! BIE! BOOBIE BOOBIE BOOBIE!
Doc: Oh. Well…
Doc looks down at chart
Doc: …I guess he can go home this afternoon, then…
May 1, 2007 at 5:47 pm #15846Bing
ParticipantJerry: “Is there anything special he needs to do or……”
Rob: “BOOOO BAAAYY!”
Doc: “Well he will require supervision until his condition stabilizes”
(Bryan leans in to check on Rob)
Rob: “Paw Paw?……”
Bryan: “Well Doc, that’s gonna be difficult…’cause you see, he’s…well, I guess you could say he’s…”
Rob: “Poo on my chest with a chicken!!”
Doc, Jerry, Bryan: “Oh dear….”
Doc: “I think we need to discuss stronger medication”
May 1, 2007 at 5:47 pm #15842Bing
ParticipantJerry: “Is there anything special he needs to do or……”
Rob: “BOOOO BAAAYY!”
Doc: “Well he will require supervision until his condition stabilizes”
(Bryan leans in to check on Rob)
Rob: “Paw Paw?……”
Bryan: “Well Doc, that’s gonna be difficult…’cause you see, he’s…well, I guess you could say he’s…”
Rob: “Poo on my chest with a chicken!!”
Doc, Jerry, Bryan: “Oh dear….”
Doc: “I think we need to discuss stronger medication”
May 15, 2007 at 5:59 am #15841Jor-El
ParticipantVersion3 wrote:You gotta be careful with Kryptonite… it can make you weak.HOLY FUCK!!
I like titties.
May 15, 2007 at 8:56 pm #15828Pa-ul
ParticipantI’m feeling weak.
I can’t hold out any longer.
Just got to make it to the bathroom.
(just gotta print it out first) 😀
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
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