It is funny only because we did it, too

[Octavious]

wokendream wrote:

How can you compare that to “Dinosaur dick, big ol’ dinosaur dick where the sun don’t shine.”

Is it me or is it beautiful when a woman uses dick in a sentence especially big dick.

[wokendream]

But isn’t it even better big dick the woman is referring to is yours, and not some dinosaur’s?

[wokendream]

But isn’t it even better big dick the woman is referring to is yours, and not some dinosaur’s?

[Pa-ul]

😯

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Pa-ul]

😯

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Bing]

Uh, wokendream (can I just call you “woke”?)

us fellows ’round here don’t usually hear the ladyfolk commenting on our giant tallywhackers all that much….unless they are being paid (the women, not our wagglyness)

Best most of us get is…”Your back hair really isn’t all that thick”

Darth is just in shock right now…he’ll be okay.

Pa-ul, however hasn’t blinked or breathed in about an hour…..we may need a doctor……

[Bing]

Uh, wokendream (can I just call you “woke”?)

us fellows ’round here don’t usually hear the ladyfolk commenting on our giant tallywhackers all that much….unless they are being paid (the women, not our wagglyness)

Best most of us get is…”Your back hair really isn’t all that thick”

Darth is just in shock right now…he’ll be okay.

Pa-ul, however hasn’t blinked or breathed in about an hour…..we may need a doctor……

[wokendream]

wokendream wrote:

But isn’t it even better big dick the woman is referring to is yours, and not some dinosaur’s?

wow, that post changes a lot when 2 words are missing. It should have read But isn’t it even better IF THE big dick the woman is referring to is yours, and not some dinosaur’s

I guess it’s still kind of shocking to hear that from a girl, but it changes the sentence a bit. I promise to read over my posts a bit more carefully, and everyone can pick their jaws up off the floor. Just a warning though, I’m not a typical girl, I can be a little crass (I recently argued with my husband over using the word cunt I say it’s fine, its the same as using the word pussy…he didn’t agree).

Oh and you all can call me Johnna (that is my name after all)

[wokendream]

wokendream wrote:

But isn’t it even better big dick the woman is referring to is yours, and not some dinosaur’s?

wow, that post changes a lot when 2 words are missing. It should have read But isn’t it even better IF THE big dick the woman is referring to is yours, and not some dinosaur’s

I guess it’s still kind of shocking to hear that from a girl, but it changes the sentence a bit. I promise to read over my posts a bit more carefully, and everyone can pick their jaws up off the floor. Just a warning though, I’m not a typical girl, I can be a little crass (I recently argued with my husband over using the word cunt I say it’s fine, its the same as using the word pussy…he didn’t agree).

Oh and you all can call me Johnna (that is my name after all)

[Pa-ul]

wokendream wrote:

(I recently argued with my husband over using the word cunt I say it’s fine, its the same as using the word pussy…he didn’t agree).

The cat might not agree with you on that one.

The Wife would’nt mind if I said I was stroking the girl next doors cat, or pussy (she’d think it was cute). I’ll probably end up as part of some house foundations if I said I was just stroking her c…………., is that my bus I just missed.

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Pa-ul]

wokendream wrote:

(I recently argued with my husband over using the word cunt I say it’s fine, its the same as using the word pussy…he didn’t agree).

The cat might not agree with you on that one.

The Wife would’nt mind if I said I was stroking the girl next doors cat, or pussy (she’d think it was cute). I’ll probably end up as part of some house foundations if I said I was just stroking her c…………., is that my bus I just missed.

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Octavious]

wokendream wrote:

But isn’t it even better big dick the woman is referring to is yours, and not some dinosaur’s?

And this is the reason why women are smart!

[Octavious]

wokendream wrote:

But isn’t it even better big dick the woman is referring to is yours, and not some dinosaur’s?

And this is the reason why women are smart!

[wokendream]

Pa-ul wrote:

wokendream wrote:

(I recently argued with my husband over using the word cunt I say it’s fine, its the same as using the word pussy…he didn’t agree).

The cat might not agree with you on that one.

The Wife would’nt mind if I said I was stroking the girl next doors cat, or pussy (she’d think it was cute). I’ll probably end up as part of some house foundations if I said I was just stroking her c…………., is that my bus I just missed.

And if he had used that argument he might have won instead he just said that cunt is more vulgar… besides if he came home talking about stroking the neighbor’s pussy he wouldn’t be given the chance to explain that he meant the cat

[wokendream]

Pa-ul wrote:

wokendream wrote:

(I recently argued with my husband over using the word cunt I say it’s fine, its the same as using the word pussy…he didn’t agree).

The cat might not agree with you on that one.

The Wife would’nt mind if I said I was stroking the girl next doors cat, or pussy (she’d think it was cute). I’ll probably end up as part of some house foundations if I said I was just stroking her c…………., is that my bus I just missed.

And if he had used that argument he might have won instead he just said that cunt is more vulgar… besides if he came home talking about stroking the neighbor’s pussy he wouldn’t be given the chance to explain that he meant the cat

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