If Switched On Show were a porno

[Dr Deviant]

Rubber Cocks and the 3 (poopin’) Bears

[Frank]

Let’s go down the list:

Sperms of Endearment
Saving Bryan’s Privates
Romancing Rob’s Bone
Three Men And A Little Lady Lovedoll
The Sperminator
Cum And Cummer
Presumed Impotent
A Clear And Present Stranger
White Men Can’t Hump
You’ve Got Male
What About Boob?
The Joy Suck Club
Free My Willy
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Die Hard-on
A Few Hard Men
Blast In The Ass
Wild Wild Breasts
My Big Lebowski
Riding Miss Daisy
The Three Fuckateers
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom
ET the Extra Testicle
The Mighty Fucks
The Hairy Bitch Project
Tits A Wonderful Life
My Bare Lady
A.I. Artificial Implants
Harry Pooper and the Sorcerer’s Bone
A.I. – Artificial Insemination
Star Trek 2 – The Wrath of Cum
Star Trek 3 – The Search for Sperm
Star Trek 4 – The Voyeurs Home
The Porne Identity
Children Of The Cornhole
Done In 60 Seconds

Okay. I’m done.

[Frank]

Let’s go down the list:

Sperms of Endearment
Saving Bryan’s Privates
Romancing Rob’s Bone
Three Men And A Little Lady Lovedoll
The Sperminator
Cum And Cummer
Presumed Impotent
A Clear And Present Stranger
White Men Can’t Hump
You’ve Got Male
What About Boob?
The Joy Suck Club
Free My Willy
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Die Hard-on
A Few Hard Men
Blast In The Ass
Wild Wild Breasts
My Big Lebowski
Riding Miss Daisy
The Three Fuckateers
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom
ET the Extra Testicle
The Mighty Fucks
The Hairy Bitch Project
Tits A Wonderful Life
My Bare Lady
A.I. Artificial Implants
Harry Pooper and the Sorcerer’s Bone
A.I. – Artificial Insemination
Star Trek 2 – The Wrath of Cum
Star Trek 3 – The Search for Sperm
Star Trek 4 – The Voyeurs Home
The Porne Identity
Children Of The Cornhole
Done In 60 Seconds

Okay. I’m done.

[Octavious]

Does anybody here know that Frank has a little problem.

[Octavious]

Does anybody here know that Frank has a little problem.

[Bing]

Okay so obviously our Jedi powers are no match for Frank’s in this area….

[Bing]

Okay so obviously our Jedi powers are no match for Frank’s in this area….

[Octavious]

I’m weak. Frank strike me down with your vast knowledge of adult films.

[Octavious]

I’m weak. Frank strike me down with your vast knowledge of adult films.

[Frank]

I guess everybody’s gotta be good at something. I still call it a hobby, though. 🙂

[Frank]

I guess everybody’s gotta be good at something. I still call it a hobby, though. 🙂

[Scatt]

Hey Frank, I really liked “Done In 60 Seconds”.

[Scatt]

Hey Frank, I really liked “Done In 60 Seconds”.

[Frank]

Scatt wrote:

Hey Frank, I really liked “Done In 60 Seconds”.

Thank you, thank you. Of course, that includes doing the dirty deed, washing up, fixing a sandwich, watching SportCenter, smoking a cigarette and taking a nap.

[Frank]

Scatt wrote:

Hey Frank, I really liked “Done In 60 Seconds”.

Thank you, thank you. Of course, that includes doing the dirty deed, washing up, fixing a sandwich, watching SportCenter, smoking a cigarette and taking a nap.

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