I got hit on today!

[Scatt]

Quote:

I remember one of my girlfriends that I talked about wasn’t too smart, either, and it didn’t matter until I got sick of hearing her (after having sex with her for a few months, of course).

That’s where I’m a weird guy. I’ve always pretty much looked for relationship material. So if I couldn’t at least have a good time bullshitting with a chick, my attraction for them dropped way down.

[rob]

That was a phase, Scatt. At that point, getting laid was more important than anything else. I grew out of that pretty fast.

[Bucho]

rob wrote:

I hope she doesn’t ask me to go to lunch with her, because this is how it’d go.

Quote:

Girl: Hey, do you want to go to lunch with me today?

Rob: Where would we eat?

Girl: We could eat anywhere you like. Are you hungry?

Rob: Yeah, I’m hungry.

Girl: Do you like… …tacos?

Rob: Wow, I could eat tacos all day long. And all night for that matter…

Girl: Okay, let’s go.

Rob: So Taco Bell, yeah? I’m getting a number 4! With no fuckin’ lettuce!

Girl: Um…okay…

Yeah, you can say it. I’m a stud.

The part where she giggles is hot.

Wait … is “tacos” Texas slang for … ? Oh sheeit … You are a stud dawg …

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Pa-ul]

Version3 wrote:

And on top of that, I’m sure I’m not the only one that generally watches the volume down or muted. 😀

But preferably not wearing headphones, with the volume up. 😳

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[rob]

I can’t do the headphones thing because I have to listen for other people. There’s nothing like getting caught with your pants down…

[Version3]

I can’t do it with headphones because that little curly headphone cord is a bitch to clean. 😮

hahahhahaa

[Shortbus Reject]

Bing wrote:

I feel your pain Rob, ain’t nuthin more traumatizing to a 30something guy with a few extra pounds than a big boobie college chick that wants to ruin your marriage.

Every time I feel the temptation I think of how #*$&#(* annoying girls that age are. They’d be fine if they just stood there and never spoke…

…come to think of it I think that’s one reason guys like porn so much….the women never really say much……

…hmmm…..interesting this is yes, uhmm….

Yeah, the young ones can be annoying and stupid. I do find that fucking them in the face relieves most of the abrasiveness. Unless, ofcourse, she has a beard. That’s tough to get over. Not much I can say about the whole marriage thing. In my case, it helps that she (my wife) drinks alot. “Nah, baby, that wasn’t your sister I was skull fucking, just my real doll.”

Never mind…….I suck…..

[Armez]

rob wrote:

Thanks, Scatt — I’m glad that my love of all things food made you laugh. Heheh…

I really don’t like people, either, especially stupid people, but I think that the more that they like you and especially if they flirt with you, the more forgiving you are, at least at first. I remember one of my girlfriends that I talked about wasn’t too smart, either, and it didn’t matter until I got sick of hearing her.

Oh snap! Rob’s discoved the reason for life! Dumb white chicks…

[Bing]

My Dad always said that, “It’s a good thing stupid doesn’t stink. If it did you wouldn’t be able to breathe in public because of all the idiots in the world.”

…he should know….he’s a school teacher

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