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Yeah, it was awesome. This chick works at one of the stores I’m working at, and this really cute girl that works there has been flirting with me all day. I think I mentioned on the show that I’m sick of getting hit on by older black women, so this was a nice switch. It makes me kinda glad that I’m not going to be there after tomorrow, because I don’t need any more temptation than I already have….
rob wrote:I think I mentioned on the show that I’m sick of getting hit on by older black women, so this was a nice switch. It makes me kinda glad that I’m not going to be there after tomorrow, because I don’t need any more temptation than I already have…I never heard you mention that. And I thought you had to work until Wed?
I’m at the Cedar Hill store on Wednesday and Grand Prairie tomorrow.
I just reread my first post and it’s like, yeah. Not really much you can say about that. That would be known as a “show-stopper”.
Dude, I’ve seen your gear page picture and I don’t know why you’re so surprised. If I wasn’t a straight dude on the other side of the world I’d be all over your ass.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
You got hit on? What’s that like? It’s been so long, I think I’ve forgotten. I kid, I kid … I’m only half serious … well, three quarters serious anyway.
Yeah, it’s not a show stopper dude, you can expand on that shit. Like what was she wearing, what did she say, how many teeth did she have missing? What was her number …?
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Bucho wrote:What was her number …?Hopefully not 666. 😀
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
Yeah, well, I’m 30 and overweight — getting hit on by a cute chick is not an everyday thing for me anymore…
But she’s probably, what…21? Maybe? Yeah. Really cute. Tight little thing, like, probably 115 pounds, C cup, maybe…
It’s strange how exponentially hotter someone gets when they hit on you, you know? Because before yesterday, I really didn’t give her a second thought — cute chick working at that store, sure.
You know, maybe my radar’s just all fucked up because I’m married. Maybe other chicks are hitting on me but my wife installed a vibe blocker or some shit. I don’t know…
I hope she doesn’t ask me to go to lunch with her, because this is how it’d go.
Quote:Girl: Hey, do you want to go to lunch with me today?Rob: Where would we eat?
Girl: We could eat anywhere you like. Are you hungry?
Rob: Yeah, I’m hungry.
Girl: Do you like… …tacos?
Rob: Wow, I could eat tacos all day long. And all night for that matter…
Girl: Okay, let’s go.
Rob: So Taco Bell, yeah? I’m getting a number 4! With no fuckin’ lettuce!
Girl: Um…okay…
Yeah, you can say it. I’m a stud.
I feel your pain Rob, ain’t nuthin more traumatizing to a 30something guy with a few extra pounds than a big boobie college chick that wants to ruin your marriage.
Every time I feel the temptation I think of how #*$&#(* annoying girls that age are. They’d be fine if they just stood there and never spoke…
…come to think of it I think that’s one reason guys like porn so much….the women never really say much……
…hmmm…..interesting this is yes, uhmm….
Bing wrote:I feel your pain Rob, ain’t nuthin more traumatizing to a 30something guy with a few extra pounds than a big boobie college chick that wants to ruin your marriage.Every time I feel the temptation I think of how #*$&#(* annoying girls that age are. They’d be fine if they just stood there and never spoke…
…come to think of it I think that’s one reason guys like porn so much….the women never really say much……
…hmmm…..interesting this is yes, uhmm….
And on top of that, I’m sure I’m not the only one that generally watches the volume down or muted. 😀
Rob, that scenario was fucking great. Funny shit.
Quote:Every time I feel the temptation I think of how #*$&#(* annoying girls that age are. They’d be fine if they just stood there and never spoke…Dude, I had formed that frame of mind way back in high school. Unfortunately not as a deterent for being married and/or too old, but at an age where I probably shouldn’t have been worrying about whether or not the byatch is fun to talk to after.
Would the consensus be that misanthropes don’t get laid very much?
Doood! You’ve got to leave the volume up on porn. Hell, the groovy “Bow-chicka-wow, chicka-wow” is the best! And some of the best lines ever written! “Oh stud, give me all of that man missle!” “Oh girl, I’m ready to explode, take it all …”
Okay, yeah, I’m a freak. 🙄
Thanks, Scatt — I’m glad that my love of all things food made you laugh. Heheh…
I really don’t like people, either, especially stupid people, but I think that the more that they like you and especially if they flirt with you, the more forgiving you are, at least at first. I remember one of my girlfriends that I talked about wasn’t too smart, either, and it didn’t matter until I got sick of hearing her (after having sex with her for a few months, of course).
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