Hey rusty, I found out how to get you a girlfriend

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  • September 7, 2007 at 2:21 am #1213
    Fletch
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    marryourdaughter.com

    No, but seriously.

    I’m sure this site is a fake.
    But still, think of all the lonely horny nerds out there with Porshe owning parents
    that could give them the money for something like this.

    For the price of a couple realdolls you could have a real wife.

    September 7, 2007 at 3:46 am #14471
    Avatar photoEl Rustirino
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    you guys are always so nice to me

    September 7, 2007 at 4:44 am #14463
    Avatar photorob
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    We love you, Rusty. We kid because we know you can take it.

    September 7, 2007 at 5:06 am #14472
    Avatar photoEl Rustirino
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    Take it…

    Right…

    I can do that…

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    September 7, 2007 at 6:30 am #14464
    Avatar photorob
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    Don’t cry, little buckaroo! Tomorrow’ll be full of…disappointments…and…people trying to hide the fact that they’re stupid…

    Shit, not to mention the fact that tomorrow Lindsay will be blowing someone other than yours truly…

    Oh, go on, then.

    September 7, 2007 at 6:49 am #14468
    digitaltopia
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    She’s winking at you Rusty.

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    September 7, 2007 at 10:24 am #14469
    Avatar photoOctavious
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    Aww, she had a tattoo.

    September 7, 2007 at 12:51 pm #14470
    Bing
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    Back in my vagrant days I would have hit that if I had been drinking enough.

    It may not be pretty but Big Girls Need Lovin Too is a sad fact of life….

    a better fact is that ugly girls give great blowjobs….because they HAVE to

    I think you should start with less ugly though and work your way up to the helmet-wearing-buffet-terrorist-naked-retards, that sound they make during orgasm will scare an amateur off of them real quick,and you can hurt yourself that way.

    I do think it is sweet that digitaltopia cares so much to offer you his sister though…..
    NBLIANGW

    September 7, 2007 at 3:21 pm #14467
    digitaltopia
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    Bing wrote:
    Back in my vagrant days I would have hit that if I had been drinking enough.

    It may not be pretty but Big Girls Need Lovin Too is a sad fact of life….

    a better fact is that ugly girls give great blowjobs….because they HAVE to

    I think you should start with less ugly though and work your way up to the helmet-wearing-buffet-terrorist-naked-retards, that sound they make during orgasm will scare an amateur off of them real quick,and you can hurt yourself that way.

    I do think it is sweet that digitaltopia cares so much to offer you his sister though…..
    NBLIANGW

    No one can figure out the lack of family resemblance. We did try selling her, but that didn’t work. So now we’re just giving her away.

    September 7, 2007 at 10:52 pm #14473
    Avatar photoEl Rustirino
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    No way, I would never stoop that low..

    fuck, i’m fourteen, i’ll take anything i can get

    September 8, 2007 at 12:02 am #14466
    digitaltopia
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    Think of it this way. She’s probably eaten so much junk by now that her cells have restructured into sugar lattices. Quick and easy midnight snack.

    September 8, 2007 at 12:52 am #14465
    Avatar photoPa-ul
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    El Rustirino wrote:
    No way, I would never stoop that low..

    fuck, i’m fourteen, i’ll take anything i can get

    Steer clear of the dumpsters round the back of the QT.

    You’ll get something that’s hard to get rid of.

    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

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