Got Cable Internet back

[Version3]

So stop being so fucking quiet you silly fucks! Where’s all the postins?.

[mike3point14159]

I got cable internet too.

I had my oil changed last november and I still have not driven 3000 miles.

Choose seven of the pieces and put the cube back together, the cow is now pregnant.

[Version3]

I’ve had cable for a while (I love my fiber at work though) but it got knocked out by stupid ass line techs on Saturday, and it too this long to get it repaired due to ‘hoop-jumping’.

[mike3point14159]

I heard that fiber optic cable is capable of transfering 40 Billion bits of info per second. Is this correct? By going from bright to dim 40 billion times per second. Bright being the 1 and dim being the 0 of the binary automatic internet based on science.

[Version3]

I can only rate the speed of FIOS in terms of show uploads and porn downloads. 😀

[Newman]

So approx. 1- 3hour show once a week up and 10-20 thousand naked ladies down per week?? is that about right Bryan?

[Version3]

Something like that.

[Octavious]

Version3 wrote:

So stop being so fucking quiet you silly fucks! Where’s all the postins?

Sorry, Man. I was sick with this fucking major sinus problem, couldn’t hear and my anniversary. But I am here now.
BTW I got cable hook-up.

[Jor-El]

I got the whole internet at my house.

I like titties.

[Pa-ul]

Jor-El wrote:

I got the whole internet at my house.

It only becomes a problem when all the naked women and photographers are there uploading their pictures.

Wait a minute, naked ladies isn’t a problem, just the damned photographers.

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