Odd that I’m not watching the England games, well they are playing crap.
It would be much more fun if they played like the Budweiser advert on television, the one where they added pinball into the game.
The Advertising boards drop down at the side of the pitch, an announcer shouts “Multiball” and hundreds of balls are fired onto the pitch.
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
I like Hockeyball. It’s when you run around on a frozen pond kicking a basketball until someone falls and breaks something. The team who screams the loudest at the snap-point wins.