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  • March 21, 2016 at 10:41 pm #64217
    Avatar photoOl’ Ben
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    I remember on one show, Bing called in and talked about the gas powered camera, here’s something close.

    March 22, 2016 at 5:47 am #64219
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    I read this as “gas powered FLESHLIGHT”. I mean, wow. It’s hard to really stay in the moment with all this exhaust in my face.

    March 22, 2016 at 9:44 pm #64220
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    That would be pretty next-generation too, not sure who your target market would be though

    March 23, 2016 at 3:36 pm #64221
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    Truckers who can only get off with the smell of exhaust in their face? People who hate tree huggers? Jews?

    You know, I’ve made some Jew jokes in the past, and seriously, I guess it’s because I don’t know any, but what’s the big deal? Why them? Anyway, I thought it sounded funny.

    March 24, 2016 at 10:00 am #64222
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    Lonely landscapers. The upside is the motor would add vibrate functionality when being used intimately (read: when you have your dick in your leafblower/flashlight combo… and when wouldn’t you really?).

    The downside is everyone would wonder why you smell of CO2 exhaust and loneliness.

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