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Bing wrote:I’ll take a Laura, Salma, and Kate on Rye….I’ll bring my own pickle.
*Knee slap* That’s funny.
Bucho, Elle 2nd?! What about Rachel Hunter? Isn’t she from down under?
Darth Octavious wrote:Bing wrote:I’ll take a Laura, Salma, and Kate on Rye….I’ll bring my own pickle.*Knee slap* That’s funny.
Bucho, Elle 2nd?! What about Rachel Hunter? Isn’t she from down under?
Dude, totally! Rachel Hunter? That was one of my dream women when I was younger, along with Kathy Ireland. Hell, what do I mean “back when I was younger,” the same can be said now.
Hahaa, you bring back some memories with Cathy Ireland Frank. Those were the days … back when supermodel meant something. Rachel has her charms Octavious, but I can’t help it that an Aussie sheila is and always has been a step above other models to me. Even Cindy Crawford couldn’t match her.
Rachel is still looking pretty good but probably the NZ girl who rocks my socks the most is Shavaughn Ruakere, not just because she’s a stunner, but she’s brave enough to act the fool and take the piss out of herself in her tv presenting jobs and doesn’t come across like one of those boring spoiled princesses like most models and actresses. This promo clip doesn’t really do her hotness justice so you fuckers will just have to take my word for it. I should’ve had her in my top five. Goddamit, why didn’t I have her in my top five?!?! This world is so confusing sometimes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og-9GR2Rqkk
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Yeah, one of these “scientists” must have invented a “teleportation device” by now so it’s not so “expensive” to “travel” great “distances” in search of “loveliness”. What’s the hold up? Still trying to cure those pesky HIVs and make even non-stickier non-stick fry pans?
I hope you haven’t been watching the tennis this week Frank. Leggy Russki hotties to the max. That’s no way for a man to forget close encounters and unregret regrets.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Armez wrote:A job that would mega suck;Whale Breeder
You would need a lot of lotion for that and a big Kleenex.
Ivan wrote:Why kleenex? I thought you were breeding them, not jacking them off and cleaning it up.Sometimes a breeder has to “lend a helping hand,” so to speak.
Manual whale celebrating would be a three person job, those guys are impressive. Hung like a whale even.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
One with the up and down, one massaging the bag, and one rupping the tip?
If I had more money, I could hire some people…
Yeah, but you’d have to do it in the water … I don’t know if that would help or hinder the desired effect …
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