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  • July 6, 2007 at 9:31 pm #401
    Avatar photoPa-ul
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    I was trawling the net and came across this.

    Top 25 car names, that are funny when the word “anal” is placed in front of them.

    25. Frontier
    24. Ascender
    23. Excursion
    22. Diablo
    21. Defender
    20. Vibe
    19. Commander
    18. Aviator
    17. Trooper
    16. Avalanche
    15. Odyssey
    14. Avenger
    13. Prowler
    12. Raider
    11. Breeze
    10. Trailduster
    9. Quest
    8. Legend
    7. Amigo
    6. Rodeo
    5. Rampage
    4. Scoupe
    3. Town and Country
    2. Probe
    1. Ram.

    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    July 6, 2007 at 9:58 pm #5892
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    Keymaster

    How about…

    Charger

    Javelin

    Marauder

    Tempest

    Dart

    Challenger

    Rambler

    Nomad

    Nova

    Caravan

    Fiesta

    July 6, 2007 at 11:22 pm #5919
    GeorgiaJames
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    I think that those are all porn movies..

    Aren’t they?

    Transformer Porn, what a concept.

    July 7, 2007 at 4:26 am #5912
    Scatt
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    Personally, I find “Anal Rodeo” to be funnier than “Anal Ram”, or even “Anal Probe” (because they’re just a little too played out).

    July 7, 2007 at 6:06 am #5895
    Avatar photoBucho
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    Just keep me way the fuck away from the Anal Marauder.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    July 7, 2007 at 7:01 am #5910
    digitaltopia
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    Bucho wrote:
    Just keep me way the fuck away from the Anal Marauder.

    I hear that thing has two cylinders and three belts.

    July 7, 2007 at 1:46 pm #5891
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    Keymaster

    Actually, it’s big black and has 8 cylinders.

    July 7, 2007 at 6:46 pm #5911
    digitaltopia
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    Sounds like it has a lot of thrust.

    July 8, 2007 at 8:47 pm #5901
    Avatar photoPa-ul
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    Mentioning “horsepower” would probably be inappropriate.

    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    July 9, 2007 at 11:43 am #5913
    Bing
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    displacement too

    July 9, 2007 at 3:04 pm #5909
    digitaltopia
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    And probably lubricant.

    July 9, 2007 at 4:32 pm #5896
    Newman
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    fluid.

    July 9, 2007 at 5:33 pm #5908
    digitaltopia
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    Dip stick.

    July 9, 2007 at 9:26 pm #5894
    Avatar photoBucho
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    Exhaust burns.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    July 9, 2007 at 10:50 pm #5907
    digitaltopia
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    Ointment.

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