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  • #1079
    Avatar photorob
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    Yeah, it’s one of those. Where you just look at someone talking to you and you just want to say, “Look, I hear that you’re saying words, but you should just stop talking, because you’re wasting your breath. I don’t care one iota.”

    Someone asked how I was doing today and I said back to them, very matter-of-factly:

    “I hate my life and I want to die.”

    She said, “Wow.”

    And I said, “Yeah, don’t fuck with me.”

    Remind me again why I’m working with the public?

    #12955
    Aura of hate
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    I totally agree with you….and oddly enough I work in a library with a shit load of people and KIDS…which are 10 fold worse in most cases…but fully agree it seems the more I am pushed into the public the more I feel like vomiting on them.

    Humans are a illness that should be wiped out in the most painful and bloody way possible so that the strong my evolve.

    (see misanthropic and elitism)

    #12946
    Avatar photoOctavious
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    Rob, you never cease to amaze me. I can see you say that.

    #12948
    Avatar photoJor-El
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    rob wrote:
    Yeah, it’s one of those. Where you just look at someone talking to you and you just want to say, “Look, I hear that you’re saying words, but you should just stop talking, because you’re wasting your breath. I don’t care one iota.”

    Someone asked how I was doing today and I said back to them, very matter-of-factly:

    “I hate my life and I want to die.”

    She said, “Wow.”

    And I said, “Yeah, don’t fuck with me.”

    Remind me again why I’m working with the public?

    Ah, buck up, little camper.
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    I like titties.

    #12945
    Avatar photorob
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    Yeah, I’m just — tired of it. I’ll find something else, and my overall mood should get better.

    #12950
    Bing
    Participant

    ever thought of interracial gay porn?

    I’m mean I’m just sayin’ I know a few people is all

    NBLIANGW

    #12954
    Avatar photoEl Rustirino
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    Yeah, I’ve had those days.

    Then I go to school, see that blind girl, and I feel better.

    #12943
    Avatar photoVersion3
    Keymaster

    hahahhahahahaha… that shit made me laugh.

    #12947
    Scatt
    Participant

    Rob can feel the murder in his heart. That stuff was too funny.

    #12952
    Frank
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    Bing wrote:
    ever thought of interracial gay porn?

    I’m mean I’m just sayin’ I know a few people is all

    NBLIANGW

    Who do you know that does interracial gay porn?!? Oh, wait, I forgot about that time you … nevermind. Forget I brought it up.

    #12942
    Avatar photoVersion3
    Keymaster

    You act as if you let some big secret out. We are trying to get him to quit “advertising” on the other threads!

    #12949
    Bing
    Participant

    uh….I got lost in my own joke here.

    should I be laughing, crying, sighing, or just whacking in the corner?

    I didn’t say Rob had to be in the action…maybe he could be the sound guy and make the sound effects for the films

    #12951
    Frank
    Participant

    Okay, there’s something funny to that. Can you imagine being the guy who has to do voiceover work for porn movies? You’re not actually in them, you just have to dub over what the guy’s trying to say. And what exactly do you tell you friends you do for a living? Do you have to get into character for that?

    “Okay Sammy, so I say ‘Oh, oh, mmmhummm, oh that’s so good,’ then I smack her on the ass, or is it the other way around?”

    #12944
    Avatar photorob
    Participant

    Yeah, there’s a fucking foley guy in porno, sticking his hand in like some kind of casserole or something. Ick.

    #12953
    Avatar photoEl Rustirino
    Participant

    Actually, the sound of Billy’s dick going into that Lemon Merengue pie is made by..well-we took a cheese casserole and ran our fingers through it! True story, seriously, George can testify to that.

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