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Hey they work for less and you don’t have to give them any insurance. I’ll start a business with an all ‘tard workforce.
“One. And another one, and another one, and another one, and another one… Potato!”
If it were retail you could call it Tard-Mart.
Staffing: TardForce… or even Tard-Mart again.
Tard Finders Investigations: Tards to find Tards.
Tard-n-Feathered – a clothing shop here you can wear your Hushpuppies, corduroy Lee’s, yet still dress like Bozo the Pirate Clown Astronaut.
Tard Carts – Adult sized strollers for that special Mongoloid
TardKart – The finest redneck spectator sport… ‘Tard Racin’!
Nitie-Night Tards – Nitewear with absorbant extras and child-like fun patterns.
Tardies – A paid visiting service for the elderly. Our enthusiastic and energetic conversational candidates will talk the ears off of that lonely geezer in your life. This is a win/win/win
Big Dumb and Strong Movers an all tard work-force. “At least when we break your shit, we’ll actually feel bad about it.”
TransTards – interstate division of BD&S Movers.
Tard-n-Tidy Cleaning Service
Tard Tips Obvious advice for everyone (website/blog)
Tuxedo Tard’s – Fine Dining “Classy Dress, Familiar Mess”
Tarded Tires – Used, or discounted tires
Tiny Tards – REALLY Durable Children’s Clothing
“Oooh-gah Boooh-gah” – Disposable Plastic Clothing Line
Okay, I have other stuff to do. –Like go and file a dba!
big dumb and strong movers? hilarious.
tard-n-feathered? i see this more as a fried chicken joint. what could be better than a bunch of corky’s working around hot oil?
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
@Bucho 45521 wrote:
Tard-n-Feathered is some mind of pun genius.
it’s just begging to be in a high-larious photochop. i am neither high-larious or a photochopper. but if i were, this forum could not contain me.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
@Larkitect 45525 wrote:
… but if i were, this forum could not contain me.
I love this phrase with all my heart. I salute any use of “… this ____ could/can not contain me/my awesomeness/my magnificence/my suave and debonair rampant masculinity …”.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
No, that you should hurry the fuck up and give us show 168 because we love you and we miss you and we want you and we need you!
Please?
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
I know. I’ve realized lately that time actually has passed. I should hurry the heck up or something!
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