Sir, not only are you a racist, but if you don’t promptly say that R2D2 also looks like a gold-plated vibrator that fancies other gold-plated vibrators, even though that little tidbit is completely irrelevant to anything, you will also be a bigot.
That reminds me. A friend of mine in the 90’s used to drive an Escort XR3i…..a right “dope” wagon it was. Parked all night every night in local shopping centres and full of stoned young people. On the grill, by way of ornamentation (A word?) was a gold vibrator.
It was there for months…..Then one of them thankless stoners stoled the fucker!! Bastards!!