Great stuff Captain, I too laughed like a squid upon imagining some of those. But I bet in NZ there are girls actually stripping to The Gambler. For some reason that song is super popular with young, drinking folks in this country and I bet some bogan chick has a routine for it.
Meanwhile, for part 2 I nominate Leonard Nimoy’s Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, and, in the same vein since my brain is somewhat less imagine-capable than yours, Fess Parker’s Ballad of Davy Crockett.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.