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See lopsided boobiness below (NSFW!!!).
http://www.switchedonshow.com/uploadedimages/wowie.jpg
And yes, I did that. I was bored today at work, and had to keep minimizing my work when I heard someone coming in.
Most boobs are not exactly the same… most body parts aren’t identical. I just like the amount of time I have to spend looking at them or “measuring” them to make the determination. 🙂
Nice work at work Rob.
Boobs are the greatest!
Boobs: Natures best single or multiplayer game.
Rob: I’ve dedicated several seconds of thought to this, and I’ve decided that I want to build classy porn sites for a living. Think about it; you get to work with naked girl parts frequently (and this is especially ideal in the case of the Official Site of [insert porn ‘actress’ here]) you don’t have to give a shit about designing for the visually impaired, and nobody gives a damn about load times or standardized UI. It’s ideal, you get to design all look and feel, and non-technical… with boobies and more all damn day.
Now, your mission is to crack this niche market, or let’s stir up some photographers that are photographing amateur or “aspiring” models now, and become their official site building source. It’s perfect!
Everyone else: Disregard this post unless you are contributing leads to hot naked women willing to pay with $$$ and nudie photos for these services. 🙂
Version3 wrote:Rob: I’ve dedicated several seconds of thought to this, and I’ve decided that I want to build classy porn sites for a living. Think about it; you get to work with naked girl parts frequently (and this is especially ideal in the case of the Official Site of [insert porn ‘actress’ here]) you don’t have to give a shit about designing for the visually impaired, and nobody gives a damn about load times or standardized UI. It’s ideal, you get to design all look and feel, and non-technical… with boobies and more all damn day.Now, your mission is to crack this niche market, or let’s stir up some photographers that are photographing amateur or “aspiring” models now, and become their official site building source. It’s perfect!
Everyone else: Disregard this post unless you are contributing leads to hot naked women willing to pay with $$$ and nudie photos for these services. 🙂
Wait, did someone say “porn”?
Yeah, Bryan, I tried to match the original image. It’s alright.
I don’t think that would be a good idea for me — it’d be a hard sell to the wife. But I do love boobies, though.
Well you don’t TELL her exactly what it is… just like you don’t tell her you were looking at naked women to find these links.
Version3 wrote:Well you don’t TELL her exactly what it is… just like you don’t tell her you were looking at naked women to find these links.The man DOES have a point there, Rob …
Yeah, that still wouldn’t work. I couldn’t do that — I’ve already lied to my wife about multiple things, and I’m not doing it about my job. Sorry, but I draw the line there.
And call me crazy, but I just wouldn’t be able to work like that. It’d be different if my wife made so much money that it didn’t matter what I did, but since we actually depend on my paycheck to pay bills (and for this house we’re buying), it’s just not an option.
rob wrote:Yeah, that still wouldn’t work. I couldn’t do that — I’ve already lied to my wife about multiple things, and I’m not doing it about my job. Sorry, but I draw the line there.And call me crazy, but I just wouldn’t be able to work like that. It’d be different if my wife made so much money that it didn’t matter what I did, but since we actually depend on my paycheck to pay bills (and for this house we’re buying), it’s just not an option.
Ah, but there’s money to be made in porn. Look at that fucking Girls Gone Wild douchebag.
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