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I’m not much of a grudge holder, but whatever it is that bothers me isn’t really ‘gone’. I just don’t think the woman can act, and there are 3 better looking women on my floor right now, so why should I give a fuck if she falls to her death, is thrown out of a moving train to her death or acts really mediocre to her death?
I love da titties too… and as soon as the trailer for Jennifer Connelly Shows Her Naked Titties While During a Variety of Arousing Tasks, Exercises and Random Hot Poses Without Taking Time to ‘Act’ For a Single Moment comes out, I’ll attempt to be first to download it in in HD. But I still don’t like her. There are far better, even by accident.
I’m at least partially in love with Jennifer Connelly. Then again, I’m also more than partially in love with Rosario Dawson so I’ve known for a long time that me and the Captain differ in a few ways when it comes to matters of lust. And that I might one day have to save my ladies from his firey wrath.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
I think that when Jennifer slimmed down, so did her sexiness. She’s frickin’ hot in Dark City, I don’t care what Big B says.
You know what they say about Big B. You could have the hottest women who’s ever existed stand right in front of him naked, but if her acting chops aren’t up to scratch she’ll be lucky to get out of the room with all her limbs still attached.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
We all got our soft spots for women – it’s the eyes that really do it for me. That and BIGGO TITTIES!!!
@rob 44307 wrote:
You sure know how to hold a grudge… :p
Yes, Lark – there’s actually TWO Roger Ebert commentaries on it. One for the regular cut, and one for the director’s.
i enjoyed the one from the director’s cut. i didn’t realize there was a different one for the other version.
i also find it oddly fascinating that we got dark city, the matrix and the thirteenth floor all in the same year.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
@Bucho 44331 wrote:
You know what they say about Big B. You could have the hottest women who’s ever existed stand right in front of him naked, but if her acting chops aren’t up to scratch she’ll be lucky to get out of the room with all her limbs still attached.
i can see him going to the strip club with a copy of the star wars screenplay. he’s got passages dog-eared and highlighted.
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Okay, let’s address a few things here…
Big B? WTH is that shit? Unless we are talking about my veiny yogurt thrower, in that case continue.
To correct the point about the hot women in front of me and all that shit… If they were insanely hot, standing in front of me but can’t act. They better be prepared for a sweaty visit with Big B (see above) if they want me to forgive them for sucking at their job. All I’m saying (ever) about this is being insanely hot will not let me forgive how good they are at their job. When women appear in movies BECAUSE they are hot, it doesn’t bother me. When they get labeled as being good at it, because they are hot, that’s when I have a problem with it. I don’t have to forgive no talent or skill because they are good looking, just put them in a role that requires neither… that’s all I ask.
Now, as for standing in front of me naked for bad acting skills, I can certainly keep quiet about all of that if she’s going to play the pink oboe, but after it’s over I’m going to say “I fucked [theoretical actress’s name here], and although she can’t act worth a shit, the photos/video that don’t have my fat ass in them are awesome.”, or “Yeah, I know I said [theoretical actress’s name here] isn’t any good, is overrated and I can’t stand her, but that was before she took it from me in all three holes and posted about it on her fan site.” or even “I know what I said before about [theoretical actress’s name here] sucking ass, dying in a black hole, and being sent to the lake of fire, because she wasn’t good in [[theoretical actress’s example movie here]… but it turns out I was award winning in her vagina, so we’ll just focus on that from now on.
I’m not a crazy person, I just have standards that I just apply without prejudice in some areas… then I have others that apply with an extremely liberal amount of prejudice in other areas… in fact they are pretty much based on the prejudice in some of those areas.
BTW: I’d never go anywhere with a Star Wars screenplay. There’s not any good dialogue in there to make use of in the wild, and there aren’t a lot of line (not a lot) that will make as much sense when I say “okay, that was good, but this time say it with your tit in my mouth”.
Did you know I’ve never seen Dark City?
I feel star wars would be perfect for strippers. You wouldn’t want to make them think too much by making them perform good dialogue. I couldn’t even begin to guess how dark city would hold up for a first viewing after ten years, but it does surprise me that someone like you hasn’t seen it.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
Yeah, that would be interesting to see. It’s a noir scifi movie. I really dig it.
And Bryan – that was really funny. I don’t know where “Big B” came from either, but it just seemed to flow. Yesterday was a weird day, anyway. For those paying attention, I think I said “titties” in three different posts. I think my job is starting to get to me.
Yeah, I have a few moments once in a while. I should probably take this energy and put it into a website or a blog that lets me rage about anything I want, and take the time to really make it funny, stupid and smell a lot like achievement. Anyone know how I’d go about something like that?
Yeah it was world class rantage. “… it turns out I was award winning in her vagina” was award winning in the forums’ vagina.
@rob 44372 wrote:
Yesterday was a weird day, anyway. For those paying attention, I think I said “titties” in three different posts. I think my job is starting to get to me.
Hmmm, that is strange. Normally you would have said “boobies” in three different posts.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
*SPOILER FREE*
just saw it. here’s my take:
the film wasn’t groundbreaking in any way and the concepts weren’t as “complex” as some of the reviewers have made it out to be.
that being said, the execution of the ideas is pitch perfect and any sci-fi buff should find it very enjoyable and refreshing. chris nolan has proven once again he is one outstanding director. and the dude knows how to cast a film. at least when it comes to male roles. the two main female roles didn’t impress me that much but that’s okay because the movie rocked.
and hans zimmer’s score is, of course, fantastic.
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