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  • June 4, 2006 at 2:28 pm #903
    digitaltopia
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    I just thought of this, which probably means someone else has thought of it already.

    You bump into an attractive lady at a party and say, “Oh excuse me. Are you a gardner?” Then when she says, “No, why?” You can say, “Because it seems like you just got Miracle Grow all over my pants!”.

    June 4, 2006 at 2:50 pm #11489
    YouFollowMe
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    I got another one. “Excuse me ma’am, are you an exotic dancer?” “No, why?” And then you say, “I thought you were, because you sure were pleasuring me in excange for currency!”

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