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I was reading about Geocaching. I had never heard that term. But with being interested in Urban Exploration I was bound to come across that term. Wiki it. Anyways, I was thinking about a story where people are doing this and some freak decides to set up Booby Traps in the place of these little hidden treasures. That would completely suck. But wouldn’t it make a great Harrison Ford movie?
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I’d leave a lot of grease around the place, or buckets of acid. That or bison jizz.
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Jor-El wrote:I was reading about Geocaching. I had never heard that term. But with being interested in Urban Exploration I was bound to come across that term. Wiki it. Anyways, I was thinking about a story where people are doing this and some freak decides to set up Booby Traps in the place of these little hidden treasures. That would completely suck. But wouldn’t it make a great Harrison Ford movie?Suck that they could hide something in Antarctica.
Someday they will find a bunch of frozen bodies all huddled together with GPS units 😯
Somebody is bound to carry something around with the Indy music on it, until they open the box and slide their hand in (only to discover a bear trap) 😯
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
I think electrocution is an underrated booby trap, especially if you can set the voltage just right so that the person who grabs the trap can’t let it go for a good amount of time. As we know from Napolean Dynamite, minor electrocution is awesome fun to watch.
For a nice variation combine with superglue and/or piranhas.
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Bucho wrote:superglue and/or piranhas.Get the best of all worlds.
Superglue and an electric eel. 😀
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
Now you’re talking. Or just tie the eel around the testicles.
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Bucho wrote:Now you’re talking. Or just tie the eel around the testicles.Random electric shocks, nice.
Lets put the pain factor up a notch and affix said eel to the testicles by means of a lobster. 😯
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
This one time, I was Geocaching with my family next to this national park. Were were going back to the car when I stepped on a hornet’s nest. I didn’t know it until I started itching on my back. Those itches turned in to stings, and those stings turned into friggn’ bullets. So I started running and cursing, and my entire family ran in different directions.
Sting Count:
Me: 30
Mom: 2
Sister: 1
Dad: 20, cause he had to go rescue me, because I ran the wrong way out of the forest, and I ended up right next to the highway
Brother: 5Ouch! The most I ever got was 7 when I ran into a nest. I think I was about 10. I don’t remember the pain much but I’m allergic so I remember I had one on my chest that gave me a breast and I couldn’t run for a week because it would jiggle and I didn’t have any bras yet.
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Shame you can’t break it down to animal stings.
Mine, so far, stands at.
Bumble Bee : 3
Wasps : 40/45
Jellyfish :5 (and they hurt like sin)
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
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