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So I usually write something ridiculous when a birthday card comes around to be signed, and I felt compelled to write something really out there today.
A pumpkin once said,
“Where’s all my homies?”
It was quite sad, really.
Happy birthday, anyway!
Robthat’s funny. i love stuff like this.
i might start signing birthday cards “get well soon!”
and get well soon cards “thanks, you too!”
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
Hah! You guys crack me the fuck up. Aaaaaaaaall the way up.
I always write long verbose messages in cards that exaggerate the amount of affection I have for the person, saying shit like “Whenever we look into the heavens we’ll know we’re under the same starry sky” or “My love for you burns with the fire of a thousand suns.” Astronomy is a regular go-to. Works especially awesome when the recipient is a dude.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
I would love to work up the courage to go with the mothers day card the fellas talked about on a past show.
“thanks for not swallowing me” or “thanks for saying ‘no’ to anal that night”.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
@Version3 44482 wrote:
Wait… we said what?!?
lol yeah dude. it was definitely in one of the shows since you guys came back. i think rob said the one about “no to anal” and maybe you did the one about “not swallowing me”. or at least that’s how i heard it in my head when i remembered it. i wish i could remember which show. where’s newman when you need him?
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@Bing 44488 wrote:
Yeah no one likes to admit their mom likes the backdoor delivery.
or to giving it to their mom in the back door.
wait, what?
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@Bing 44504 wrote:
Look Lark, you gotta remember not ALL southerners are into that.
you’re a sorry motherfuckin’ motherfucker for not wanting to be a mother fuckin’ mother fucker. now you dig on that you jive turkey.
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Cut me som’ slac’ jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
@Bing 44535 wrote:
Cut me som’ slac’ jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
solid, my brutha. solid.
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