Bing on Minimum Wage and Life (non-political, funny)

[Bing]

House Dems voted to bring minimun wage up to 7.25 from 5.15 over 26 months. This is the first increase in 10 years. The Senate still has to vote on this.

Which got me to thinking….what other minimum wage related things also haven’t changed in 10 years.

-People that work at the drive-thru are not any more polite or accurate than before.
“Number 2, curly fries and large Coke”…
they give you a large fried pubic hair and a gram of cocaine

-Wal Mart employees still trying to tell the difference between their ass and a hole in the ground.
(which is always fun for anal chicks on Prom night)

-Gas station attendants still can’t give directions to anything other than a crack house.
“I’m trying to find the interstate…can you help?”
“Yeah…go down to where Bubba got shot last week and then turn left at Cleatus’s house right before the puddle of hooker vomit”

–The kids that work at movie theaters are always too engrossed in gossip to give a damn about you.
“Did you hear that Monica blew Chad in study hall?”
“…Uh….Excuse me can I get a large buttered popcorn and a pack of milkduds?”
“Chad…I thought she was dating Tom?”
“No, they broke up after Sara told Kim that Bob asked Tiffany if Taylor wanted to see Joe…..”
“…sorry Junior…guess we’ll have to eat off the floor again….”

–Customer service on the phone will always be staffed with dicks
“Hi, Budda Builders Customer support this is Bryan speaking how can I help you”
Author’s Note: The above is said so fast it barely registers to the ear as more than one word….it sounds more like…..
HiBuddaBuddaCussort, Bryan, hellpew?
“Yeah my house just caved in and killed my dog”
“I’m sorry sir you need to speak to animal control for the dog..I’ll transfer you…*click*…….dial tone

–And Finally, Waiters and Waitresses will always…always ignore you when they know they have fucked up.
“Excuse me Ma’am I ordered the Roast Beef on Rye..and this is the Ham and Swiss”
“Sorry sir..we’re out of Rye…*walks off*

Feel the Love
Experience the Hate
But never forget
to masturbate

NBLIANGW
-bing.

[Ivan]

Bing, you’re priceless. In a non-gay way.

[Bucho]

😆 Bing fuggin ruuules again. I think you got one slightly off though bro.

-People that work at the drive-thru are not any more polite or accurate than before.
“Number 2, curly fries and large Coke”…
they give you a log of turd, a large fried pubic hair and a gram of cocaine

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Bing]

okay…so I’m guessing this was not as funny as I thought it was huh?

[rob]

Every time I attempted to post, it just made me angry. I just didn’t want to go off on a political rant, you know? It makes me so angry, I can’t make it funny. Sorry, Bing…

There’s nothing wrong with your post, dude…

[Justin J-dude]

Bing its funny in way that makes u laugh because its so real and sad.

[Author]

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