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I ____ my ____ at least __ times a week. As well as ____ing my ____, I find it serves to remind me that ____ should never be ____ed with a ____. This also helps to ____ all of the ____ that have been ____ing in the ____, and when it’s over I find that I’m much more ____ than I was before I started.
My friend ____ however, always prefers to ____ with three ____. ____ says that ____ing a single ____ is bad for the ____ and could lead to ____ if not balanced with a regular course of ____. I agree to an extent, except that ____ing the ____ on my ____ often causes a ____ in the ____ which I need to ____ before the ____ brings ____.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
I shit my pants at least 3 times a week. As well as picking my nose, I find it serves to remind me that Jesus should never be lumped with a feminist. This also helps to loosen all of the spinal fluids that have been burning in the rectal area, and when it’s over I find that I’m much more relaxed than I was before I started.
My friend Bryan however, always prefers to masturbate with three cheese graters. My Doctor says that birthing a single kidney stone is bad for the fetal development and could lead to psoriasis if not balanced with a regular course of asian porn. I agree to an extent, except that sawing the scabs on my testicles often causes a rash in the tongue which I need to hide before the cop brings my tazer back.
Holy crap dude, that’s great stuff. I’m going to record myself reading that and email it to you. I’m going to email it to you like the wind.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
@Bucho 44496 wrote:
Holy crap dude, that’s great stuff. I’m going to record myself reading that and email it to you. I’m going to email it to you like the wind.
you better be serious, you know I hate being teased
I’m the most serious I’ve ever been in my life. I did it a while ago for some other malarky that Lark and The Captain wrote and then I sent them in to the show. I don’t know what the Captain did with them after that though. I guess they didn’t make the grade. );”!^
(Sorry, I’m bad at emoticons.)
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
No, no… did I get these? What the fuck are you talking about? Let me look.
-also keep in mind, I have 3 shows that I need to release. Things are getting better though, I swear it.
@Version3 44511 wrote:
-also keep in mind, I have 3 shows that I need to release.
Keep it in mind?!? Now that you’ve put it in my mind that information isn’t going anywhere. That news makes my week.
If you don’t see those files don’t worry about it, I’ll hunt them out and resend them.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Just send in the damn read already you savage-man-budda.
quitting cigarettes is a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
I shit you not I actually got out of my car at a stop sign and walked up to the car ahead of me and told the driver (lucky for me a 20ish white kid) that if he ever blew through a stop sign like he did “back there” again. I would (and I quote myself) drag you out of this car and kick your fucking ass.
What?
Where the HELL did that come from? Let’s talk about bad decisions for a second. Driving drunk is a bad decision, not pulling out is a bad decision, walking out on your job is a bad decision, not putting out a new podcast in six fucking months is a bad decision, but getting out of your car and walking up to a total stranger…REALLY BAD DECISION!!
This dude could’ve had a gun or been a 7 foot tall angry black man. (In which case I think I would have snapped back into reality and just told him he had a tail light out)
I’m Southern and white so that makes me somewhere between an Italian and a Palestinian on the toughness and violence scale. But I’m also pushing 40, fat, and out of shape….so that brings me down somewhere in the lumberjack lesbian area.
Did you know they make cigarettes out of lumberjacks? FUUUUCK I want one!
it hasn’t been six months since we released a show… but it HAS been too long. I’ve been silly swamped. If it makes you all feel any better, when I finish this one, I’ll be nearly finished with the next, and don’t plan on delaying it.
@Bing 44562 wrote:
Only up to K
“k” isn’t even a word, dumbass.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
2.5 months I’m not hard to convince… but why did it take you two damn days to get the show? It was out on the 12th!
@Version3 44573 wrote:
2.5 months I’m not hard to convince… but why did it take you two damn days to get the show? It was out on the 12th!
haha. you weren’t supposed to notice that.
i submit it was actually closer to one day. the show released 11:59:59pm on the 12th. and i downloaded it 12:00:01am on the 14th. the 13th was a Sunday. i don’t feel right downloading a show like this on a Sunday. 😀
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