I love the way the Microsoft doublespeak coos in my ear when I’m trying to download some kind of Windows file for another computer and I can’t, not only because I’m not running “Genuine Windows”, but I’m not running Windows at all.
“Windows Genuine Advantage is all about making sure you get the best user experience from your Microsoft Products!”
I guess their savvy marketing department decided that Windows Genuine Advantage had a more pleasant ring to it than something like The “We Don’t Fucking Trust You And We Control Your Computer So Shut Up and Take It in the Shorts You Consumer Whore” Productivity Siphon.