The Official "I hate my job" post

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  • July 15, 2006 at 3:50 am #823
    Frank
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    Low pay, low morale, quick to get bitched at, rarely get praised, etc. Who else out there has a strong disliking of their jobs? I hope I’m not the only one..

    July 15, 2006 at 5:21 am #10824
    Avatar photorob
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    Ooh! Ooh, me! Me, too!

    My job’s okay when I get stuff to do. And that’s like, one, maybe two days a week.

    July 15, 2006 at 3:48 pm #10833
    Scatt
    Participant

    Someone stole towels from the cafeteria at my job and I’m convinced they think it was me because I’m the ‘quiet loner’ and I’m the youngest one there. They can dip my taint in honey mustard and lick it, because I ain’t no gawddamn thief!!

    July 15, 2006 at 5:21 pm #10823
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    Quote:
    They can dip my taint in honey mustard and lick it

    Isn’t that from a country song?

    July 15, 2006 at 8:12 pm #10836
    Frank
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    rob wrote:
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    They can dip my taint in honey mustard and lick it

    Isn’t that from a country song?

    No, that’s the remixed pop version. The country version was “they can dip my taint into mayo an’ lick it.”

    July 16, 2006 at 1:42 pm #10835
    Bing
    Participant

    wouldn’t it be better to spread said substance on the taint?

    …the positioning of the area makes dipping seem unlikely

    *NEW* Improved taint spread—Now in RANCH flavor!!!!

    July 17, 2006 at 12:32 am #10832
    Scatt
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    …the positioning of the area makes dipping seem unlikely

    See, the trick is you gotta lift your legs reeeal high…

    July 17, 2006 at 4:01 pm #10831
    Avatar photoOctavious
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    I going to give my 2 weeks notice by this Friday.

    July 21, 2006 at 1:15 pm #10830
    Avatar photoOctavious
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    Darth Octavious wrote:
    I going to give my 2 weeks notice by this Friday.

    Well not quite 2 weeks. I just hope they let me go now. There is no point of being there.

    July 21, 2006 at 1:43 pm #10817
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    Keymaster

    What are you going to do now, become the ruler of Bolivia?

    July 21, 2006 at 1:51 pm #10829
    Avatar photoOctavious
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    I thought about it, doesn’t pay that much. The Emperor’s job is taken. But seriously, move back to my hometown in central NY, being with my little daughter and my wife and look for a job there. Hopefully in a weeks time, I will get a job before I leave back. 12 hour-drive. Maybe getting the Best Of to pass the time.

    July 27, 2006 at 10:18 pm #10822
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    Hey, I got to put my 2 weeks notice in today! And as much as I want to help, there’s a reason I don’t want to be here, other than the prospect of pure bliss from the next job, and when I describe this, I hope no one takes offense…

    I am the minority at this store. The last time I saw this many black people I was watching Man on Fire. I mean, I don’t know why, but I’m really uncomfortable. Maybe it’s the stories I’ve heard from this store — like, cars being stolen out of the parking lot in broad daylight. Jeez, man, I just want to go home now. And I have to be back tomorrow, too…

    July 27, 2006 at 10:20 pm #10816
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    Keymaster

    For a limited time only. In just two short weeks, you’ll be in a parking lot where there are better cars to steal than yours…

    mine.

    hahahahahahahaa

    July 28, 2006 at 2:50 pm #10834
    Avatar photoJor-El
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    Good deal Robby. I tried to call you back last nights.

    I like titties.

    July 28, 2006 at 7:52 pm #10821
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    Yeah — I forgot to call you back — I saw you ring in, but I was on the phone with my dad (my dad, my dad!). So yeah, sorry.

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