The best 9 years of Earth’s existence. Even though it’s been an inconsistent journey it’s been an epic one. One day I’ll be rich and I’ll hire a lackey on the minimum wage to tell me exactly how many hours of SOS and solo shows and video we have from the guys. Then I’ll drive to Texas and Seattle in my jet powered hovercraft and round up the lads and produce a movie with them. Then we’ll eat at Whataburger, because for the first two years I listened to the show any time that restaurant was mentioned I thought it was called Water Burger. And I was like, “Man, them Texans sure name their restaurants funny.”
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.