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  • December 10, 2006 at 1:38 am #621
    Ivan
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    To make everyone happy, let’s list why Paw Paw is better than Lindsey Lohan.

    1. At least Paw Paw lets me sit in his lap and drink his beers.
    2. Paw Paw has way nicer tits.
    3. Paw Paw doesn’t shave his no-nos
    4. Paw Paw’s moles are sexier than Lohan’s freckles.

    December 10, 2006 at 6:01 am #9020
    Avatar photoBucho
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    5. Paw-Paw lets me see him naked.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    December 10, 2006 at 6:13 am #9026
    Avatar photoOctavious
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    6. Paw-Paw let’s me pull his finger.
    7. Paw-Paw let’s touch his shotgun.

    December 10, 2006 at 1:50 pm #9031
    YouFollowMe
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    8. Paw-paw pole dances for me.

    December 11, 2006 at 8:57 pm #9024
    Avatar photoPa-ul
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    9. Paw-paw said it would taste like Candy.

    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    December 11, 2006 at 9:12 pm #9032
    Bing
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    10. Paw Paw’s favorite Milkshake enemas.

    December 11, 2006 at 10:00 pm #9029
    Scatt
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    11. Paw-Paw accepts me. *sniffle*

    December 11, 2006 at 11:01 pm #9033
    Armez
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    Scatt wrote:
    12. Paw-Paw never wears undies…ever.
    December 12, 2006 at 9:49 am #9021
    Avatar photoBucho
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    13. Paw-Paw always has the vaseline ready.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    December 12, 2006 at 10:08 am #9036
    Ivan
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    14. Paw Paw looks better than Lindsey in a thong.

    December 12, 2006 at 5:38 pm #9025
    Avatar photoOctavious
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    Ivan wrote:
    14. Paw Paw looks better than Lindsey in a thong.

    **a scratching sound across the record**
    Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

    15. Paw-Paw gives me money from every crack in his body.

    December 12, 2006 at 9:23 pm #9030
    YouFollowMe
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    16. Paw-paw lets me pull on his curly hairs.

    December 14, 2006 at 1:34 pm #9035
    salad
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    17. Paw Paw smiles when I pee on him

    December 14, 2006 at 1:47 pm #9037
    Ivan
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    18. Paw Paw lets me trim his skin tags

    December 14, 2006 at 1:51 pm #9034
    salad
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    19. Mom what’s a lil’ Johnson? because Paw Paw says lil’ Jonhson gets happy when he sees me…

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