Dear Mr. Tarantino…

First off, I’m a huge fan of yours. You always bring the awesome. When I watch a movie of yours, I’m not only having a great time, but I can tell you and all of your actors are also having a great time — this is almost so rare that it almost seems unique about your movies. Recently, watching the Django Unchained trailer at the premiere of Prometheus, I exclaimed “Yeah!” so loud at the words “Django is Off the Chain” that people laughed. I felt like such a dork after the movie when one of my friends brought it up, but you know, I won’t apologize that your movies give me joy.

I won’t sit here and dissect your movies, because so many have already done it, and probably better than I ever could. I am writing this to you to hopefully spurn an idea.

Your Kill Bill movies are really awesome. I read that you had an idea once for a Kill Bill sequel, about Vivica Fox’s daughter exacting revenge on Uma Thurman’s character. This is an idea that I would very much love to see.

My wife and I were watching the movies when they came on TV recently (sure, we own them, but since they were on, why not?) We started talking about this sequel idea, and my wife came up with perfect casting. She said that Jennifer Lawrence (of Hunger Games) should play little Beebe grown up, and that got me thinking of what the story would be like. Not only is Jennifer Lawrence hot right now, but damn she is a fine actress! Sure, she’s easy on the eyes, but she’s always surprised me with her acting ability.

So, who could play Vivica Fox’s daughter? You could go a lot of ways, really, but the person that came to my head almost immediately is also a hot personality right now, and would probably love the idea of acting in one of your movies — Rihanna. Have never seen her act before, but it would be a win-win — you could pull an amazing performance out of her, and she would love to have such a high-profile role.

So, what could the story be? These ideas got me brainstorming, and here’s what I came up with…

Beatrix and Beebe are living a normal life. While Beebe is at school, Rihanna sneaks up on Beatrix at her suburban home and a killer bitch-battle ensues! I like the idea of Rihanna using knives like her mom, but ends up killing her with like a grenade or something.

Beebe comes home as her mother is slowly dying, and Beatrix tells her that she must find this guy that will help her. This guy ends up being John Travolta.

Sure, yeah, John’s had his drama lately, but this could be another jumpstart to his career. The good part of the middle of the movie is him training Beebe in different modes of combat, making her into a badass.

I think that’s a pretty good start. I would love to see Beebe working her way into a five-level house or something, kind of like Bruce Lee’s Game of Death. This would give you the opportunity to put many more of your favorite character actors in the movie with them getting tougher and tougher as she goes higher.

Who knows, though? You could probably come up with a better story than I ever could — again, I’m just trying to spurn an idea here. Even if you never decide to make a sequel to Kill Bill, I’ll still devour anything you decide to do. Thanks for bringing the movie-joy — it’s something special.

Sincerely with much non-gay love and affection,
Rob