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I pulled my back yesterday. It really hurts. Lower back, you know – it just sucks to get up, it sucks to sit down, it sucks to try and get comfortable after sitting down. It just sucks.
Did I hurt it in a cool way? Was I helping to build schools for underprivileged children in Brazil? Was I training in Jeet Kune Do? Was I having wild sex with Kate Upton? Nope.
I bent over to pick up a towel.
Man, fuck this getting old shit. If I’m gonna hurt myself picking shit up, this is really going to start sucking. 2012 is really turning it to be a shit year. First my dick almost falls off, I’ve got no damn job to keep me interested, and now I throw out my back picking up a fucking towel. What the hell is going on?
Of course, I guess it could be worse.
Rob, I’m pretty sure to date this year, you’ve been broken more than you’ve been healthy and okay. Maybe you should go back to shit fast food and 20,000 oz of soda per day?
Right? The only problem is I’ve felt so good when I’m not hurting that it’s almost been worth it. Except for the rotting dick thing, though, that pretty much sucked.
Agreed. It DOES suck. These fucking meds arent like the wind. They are like the mountain —I don’t know what the fuck that means. Anyway, I don’t have things as bad as you did, but I’m pretty sure I singe my hair every time that 4 foot lava flame shoots out of my pee hole. It sort of reminds me of the kidney stone experience, only I was given nothing for pain. Screw you medicine man, it’s not like you are smart or anything!
It takes a good three or four days for things to really start clearing up. Good luck with your mountain meds.
Bodies are so dumb sometimes. I once put my neck out getting a bowl of food out of the microwave. Another time I was just sitting in my car waiting for my brothers and I turn to see if they’re coming – it was three or four days before I could face straight ahead again.
Happy Birthday anyway Rob. Here are some boobs to ease the pains.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Nobody told me that my birthday was National Cleavage Day! It’s a little late now, but here is what I found.
i almost didn’t make it to your post, Rob. thanks to Bucho’s glorious mammary post.
sucks to get old. i threw my back out last year pretty much the same way. the wife bought me this electrode shock pad at CVS that worked wonders.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
@rob 49012 wrote:
Nobody told me that my birthday was National Cleavage Day! It’s a little late now, but here is what I found.
Holy cow, I didn’t even know that. I just thought Robby’s hurt + it’s his birthday + he likes boobies = find some boobies to post up here.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
That would suck if you were having a “sex” dream but every time the hot chick takes her underwear off (or bra, whatever) there is one underneath. That dream would take forever. Like 120 seconds or something.
@Version3 49204 wrote:
That would suck if you were having a “sex” dream but every time the hot chick takes her underwear off (or bra, whatever) there is one underneath. That dream would take forever. Like 120 seconds or something.
that’s forever in the past. future forever is at least 314 seconds because of the expansion of the universe.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
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